Yoinky Sploinky

About me: 26, she/her.. Into Yakuza, Fallout, and YouTube video essays about really obscure topics

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

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[texasbama]

BEYONCÉ x JAY-Z30 Yankee Stadium - Night One

[fuck-u-maga]

[galaxywarp]

WHO CAN HOLD THE MOST BABIES?

[teathattast]

[pcyis2tall]

columbo and his trusty sidekick, dog.

[goldensunset]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[gingik]

[fredersen]

columbo in minecraft

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[nemesisdub]

This your cousin? What team is he in?

[bakelite-bliss]

Our cousin

[columboscreens]

[kushblazer666]

[fieldercore]

[filmgifs]

All right, so, before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done.

THE DRAMA 2026 — dir. Kristoffer Borgli

[petitcroc]

eepy paperbag

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"