Blue

any pronouns queer “do my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep?”

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[official-lucifers-child]

that’s a taco?

[nookisms]

[blue-stop-sign]

hey guysssss guess who’s back on their bullshit

[blue-stop-sign]

i have returned

[slightly-ace]

blue: so today I found out that I fit in Amanda's shoes

me: you know, normally when people are in a relationship they steal each other's hoodies. not shoes

@blue-stop-sign

[blue-stop-sign]

:)

[twilightmademegay]

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

[gaydenali]

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

[twilightmademegay]

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

[forlovefromfear]

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats

[theotheristhedoctor]

Ok minor detail but ...

So I noticed in A:TLA, and it’s carried over in LoK, that Airbenders always seem to have an advantage in a fight. And at first, it felt like plot armour, particularly in A:TLA.

But when Aang fought Bumi, he lost most of that advantage. And I realised that this wasn’t just plot armour. Someone had sat and worked it out: nobody has had to fight Airbenders for generations. 

None of the other nations have had to train to face them, or practised sparring with them, or anything. Apart from Bumi, no bender in the show has ever even met an airbender before Aang comes along. And in LoK, for the most part people still haven’t. We never see fights between those who have (for e.g. we never see Tenzin and Lin fight); when Korra and Tenzin use airbending, its a unique fighting style that people aren’t trained to manage.

It’s a really small detail, and it fundamentally works to give the heroes an advantage (and make up for Aang’s young age and lack of combat experience), but I love how it’s an advantage in combat for completely logical reasons.

The detail in these shows is amazing. 

[sindri42]

You can see the same principle in play whenever somebody fights somebody who uses a completely unfamiliar style. Combustion benders and lavabenders aren’t straight up more powerful, but they’re pretty much always something you haven’t dealt with which presents unique challenges. That red lotus lady with no arms is just a perfectly ordinary waterbender, but using forms and styles nobody else has seen before. Jet routinely smacks around benders and soldiers, but loses hard to the first person he met who had actually studied diverse styles of swordplay. When Toph invents metalbending, nobody can deal with that, but seventy years later the counters are pretty well known among people who might have to fight the cops.

And it’s why Azula, a genius prodigy who has thought long and hard about how to counter every kind of magic and martial arts out there, keeps getting messed up by a kid with a boomerang.

[ninjaotta]

it’s also a detail from the second ever episode

aang straight up says to the fire nation guards on zuko’s ship “you’ve probably never fought an airbender before”, because he in-universe figures out that, if what everyone around him is saying is true, and airbenders have been extinct for a century (or at least have gone to ground enough to make people think that) then he is a totally unknown figure in anyone’s calculations

this has been brought up before but it’s also one of the reasons why hama is so thrown in her fight with katara - waterbending is about energy exchange, keeping things flowing, throwing your opponent’s power back at them and we see katara and hama do this in their fight. however, when katara is faced with a powerful blast from hama, she stands her ground and blows it apart:

[image ID: a gif of katara in the puppetmaster. she is a teenage girl with dark skin and hair and blue eyes, wearing a red outfit. she turns and throws her hand out, stopping a blast of water and turning it into a huge shield. the background is a dark forest. end image ID]

why do i bring this up?

because it’s a move - and a mindset - influenced by earthbending, which hama has never faced (she went from the south pole, to prison, to the fire nation). it’s an indication not only of katara’s skill and power, but also how she’s learned from her travels, and from toph

[moon-cricket-chirps]

I love how Aang isn’t the only one in the group to learn from the others. They all kinda pick up a little bit from each other and it styles their bending. That’s part of why they are, because they learn and adapt their bending styles and people don’t know how to handle that

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

The avatar may be the one bending all four elements, but all great benders bend like the avatar

[anxietyproblem]

[ironwoman359]

You didn’t have to come for my entire being like this

[frogmp3]

if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

[frogmp3]

i would simply um

[frogmp3]

um. so i would just

[vin-ill]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yup that’s what it’s like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[squareallworthy]

Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn't want to be him.

[squareallworthy]

Or sometimes we would call him this guy. "Get a load of this guy," we would say. But that was sarcasm. You didn't really want anyone to get a load of the guy.

[enby-life]

HOT TIP!!!

You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.

[enby-life]

You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water

You know why people like tea? Flavored water

You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water

People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock

[enby-life]

I am once again telling you to drink water

And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post

[pumpkinicing]

since its summer, may i suggest watermelon? it's flavored water: the fruit! i forget to drink water a lot, but if you're an idle snacker like i am, watermelon is pretty much a godsend in terms of hydration and flavor! it's also helpful if you don't like to drink water or the texture gets to you!!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ring of Purification: When worn filters out all bad words and comments with puppy barks.

[zodiacsomething]

May I request a tiny Logan with a big jar of Logansberry crofters?

a big jar all to his tiny self

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

standing in line to get my second covid shot, how should i celebrate?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you tumblr! your suggestions have been taken to heart

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BONUS: the 3 separate people who told me to steal blood

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[nachosforfree]

When Philza dies, they have to fucking carve his hat off of him

[miniangel]

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3