if you're a sex worker does your neopussy needs to respect osha regulations ?
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if you're a sex worker does your neopussy needs to respect osha regulations ?
i wanted to add neon lights and a fridge but ill have to budget for safety rails and an access ramp instead, i want it to be wheelchair accessible to my mutuals
More of you need to learn about these ☝️
Finally got back on prog and my boobs are so sore
I can hear my tits groaning and popping like rhubarb in the dark
Help an impoverished trans woman my links: cshapp vnmo
cant stop thinking about this video
For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty
oh no no NO no no I am sorry my dear @thebirdtm you are NOT underselling one of the most seminal pieces of television of my entire childhood like that on MY watch.
"How is claiming they drowned a Hilux possibly underselling it" GREAT question.
To start with a little disclaimer, Top Gear's Hilux did not start off, as in the video above, in pristine condition. It started off with nigh-on 300k kms (for you yankees, that's about 8.4 million Boeing 737 wingspans) and a condition to match.
And it's only once careless driving around town yielded zilch in given shits...
(look, I found a local newspaper picturing it being driven around!)
...that they decided to drown it. Now, the underselling part: if you told me that they drowned a pickup the first place my mind would go to would be "driving it through a river a bit too deep for it, perhaps as deep as its height, until it stalls and then tugging it back out. You will concede that's rather different from tying it down on the seashore with the second highest tide in the world...
...and leaving it there until it engulfs the whole truck...
...only for the ropes to snap...
...and for the truck to be lost to the tides for FIVE HOURS.
(and for those wondering, yes, just as promised, well within an hour and the mandatory limits of basic tools and no spare parts, up the mechanic made the thing fire and away the presenter drove it - I must imagine doing a number on his clothes in the process.)
Oh also I would have mentioned the caravan.
Or at least the wrecking ball.
But hey, at least the fire was mentioned.
Still, I feel it's criminal to leave out how they celebrated it surviving all it did: by parking it at the top of a 23 story building for all to see! :)
Wait NO-
Well, that was uncalled for. Given what it survived, it deserved to rest in a museum instead of being unceremoniously cleared out with the other chunks of public housing that buried it.
Or at least, given that buried it wasn't...
...to be tumbled down from the rubble utop which it sat...
...and be fueled up.
"be fueled up", pfft, what for?, I hear you say. And you are right.
Look at that thing, you say.
Let's be serious now, however pretty of a story it would be that's not a truck that will do anything remotely in the ballpark of firing up, let alone running.
And again, you are right.
The battery was disconnected.
Sorted that, tho
"You can't be serious." Oh darling I sure can! "Well the presenters can't then" no no, I assure you, it lived. Go see it for yourself! It's at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieau, England!
I grew up watching Top Gear and it shaped me in many ways. My adoration of old Toyota Hiluxes is one of them.
The Toyota Hilux is absolutely the small god of endurance and defiance (and possibly masochism).
yes I'm reposting about a small god truck are you kidding me
Need me a mech built like a Hilux. Actually, that's not a bad name....
it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO
fallout new vegas
folks did you know about that one
never heard of it
umm ok. swap the third l in your url to n and the second o to e and the second u to w and the b to v.
what u name now...
i'm illiterate sorry
thats not what it says when you swap those letters.
heh...did you really think that wuold work on me...?
*teleports behind you* now i'll show you what true illiteracy really is....
what in the goddamn...
*turns around*
N-NO... . ... IMPOSSIBLE.... AAAa a a uu ghhhke...
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts
[Happy Pride Month. 🖥]
There's just something so cathartic, in passing a Handler whom hasn't noticed you.
Recognizing what she is, just to growl softly at Her presence. Nothing threatening, just loud enough for Her trained ears to hear.
And when Her head snaps up, looking around for what made such a noise. Knowing What makes that noise, fully aware of what it means.
The look on Her face, the panic and shock. A former Deity feeling uncertain, feeling fear. Gods above it's addictive~.
Especially when the dread starts to seep in, when she starts to realize she's vulnerable. When she realizes she's not Her, when she's just another meer mortal~.
That's when the real fun starts~, that's when the Hunt is known to her. That's when they all realize, they're the prey now.
The thunderous pounding of their once cold heart, reignited by true terror. The scent of her adrenaline and cortisol mixing, knowing it'll make the taste all the sweeter...
But the best part? The best part, is when you don't pursue.
When you let her leave, hand on service pistol and leather coat pulled. Hells, some even scuff their precious boots on their way away.
Yeah, there's just something cathartic about not having a leash anymore~
Giving me some evil ass ideas thank you. >:)
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
It's very telling how many terfs think "porn addiction" is a real thing when researchers found it to be a Christian invention that has to deal with shame and not actually a real addiction.
*Gasp!* You're telling me terfs are just conservative Christians?!
Anytime anyone insists porn addiction is real I just call them Mormon. They get really pissy but it's true.
?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite
this iswhat good pussy sounds like
loyal knight
synonyms
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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."