cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Andulka
Peter Solarz
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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
AnasAbdin
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
Janaina Medeiros
shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
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@bluebladerose
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
so basically this
can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
if anyone is wondering how this happened:
we told her not to go in hog territory at night
she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine
she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night
its what she likes to do
God forbid women do anything
They should also say: “married Jane Fonda for a while.”
That itself is an accomplishment.
This would get my vote
And refund the money they stole back to the American people.
If we don't import oil, get off Opec prices.
is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?
ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents
technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 12/3/10, 4:05:25 AM.
I..... I have no words.....
My Tumblr Time can now drive.
MDZS AU idea:
The legend says that the evil Yiling Laozu is a dark god of vengeance, death and greed. You may summon him by offering sacrifces of the finest alcohol and the bones from a freshly desecrated tomb and he will enact vengeance in your name or give you the power to bring your enemies to their knees; but the price to pay is steep, only the most desperate or the most foolish would seek his aid.
Others say that it's not that he is evil, but that his morality is incomprehensible to mere humans, he lives by his own set of rules and he can curse you with a bessing just as he might reward you with a curse.
In reality, he's just a mid-tier trickster god who only has one rule: be an asshole to others and he will be an asshole to you. It's not his fault that most people only come to him for petty or entitled reasons and he's long since run out of patience for others' stupidity. He's lowkey tired of having to re-bury so many bones—seriously, who the hell came up with that?!— but, hey, at least he gets free booze.
Once in a while, though, he gets prayers from the truly desperate, who have been so outcast they don't feel like they deserve to pray to the "good" gods. Those prayers, he does his best to answer, but since they're comparatively few and come from the people whose voices society happily ignores, he stays infamous.
There is a second part of the legend, where the beautiful god of light, temperance, and of those who fight for justice is in an eternal battle to keep the Yiling Laozu in line, bringing light to combat his darkness, following his chaos to restore order. Every time they stumble upon each other, their fighting gets so fierce it's said it has caused earthquakes and tsunamis, diverted rivers and split mountains in two!
Yes, well, it's not *his* fault that Mr. Emperor of Heavens is so horny for him 24/7 that he'll just take him wherever the mood strikes him! Truly, if anyone knew what the illustrous Hanguang-jun was actually like, they would have to change his title to, like, Dick-bearing Lord or something.
And it's not mountains, plural, it was just ONE TIME.
MDZS AU idea:
The legend says that the evil Yiling Laozu is a dark god of vengeance, death and greed. You may summon him by offering sacrifces of the finest alcohol and the bones from a freshly desecrated tomb and he will enact vengeance in your name or give you the power to bring your enemies to their knees; but the price to pay is steep, only the most desperate or the most foolish would seek his aid.
Others say that it's not that he is evil, but that his morality is incomprehensible to mere humans, he lives by his own set of rules and he can curse you with a bessing just as he might reward you with a curse.
In reality, he's just a mid-tier trickster god who only has one rule: be an asshole to others and he will be an asshole to you. It's not his fault that most people only come to him for petty or entitled reasons and he's long since run out of patience for others' stupidity. He's lowkey tired of having to re-bury so many bones—seriously, who the hell came up with that?!— but, hey, at least he gets free booze.
Once in a while, though, he gets prayers from the truly desperate, who have been so outcast they don't feel like they deserve to pray to the "good" gods. Those prayers, he does his best to answer, but since they're comparatively few and come from the people whose voices society happily ignores, he stays infamous.
There is a second part of the legend, where the beautiful god of light, temperance, and of those who fight for justice is in an eternal battle to keep the Yiling Laozu in line, bringing light to combat his darkness, following his chaos to restore order. Every time they stumble upon each other, their fighting gets so fierce it's said it has caused earthquakes and tsunamis, diverted rivers and split mountains in two!
Yes, well, it's not *his* fault that Mr. Emperor of Heavens is so horny for him 24/7 that he'll just take him wherever the mood strikes him! Truly, if anyone knew what the illustrous Hanguang-jun was actually like, they would have to change his title to, like, Dick-bearing Lord or something.
And it's not mountains, plural, it was just ONE TIME.
What an eventful three days.
The Ides of March
The Great EnXitification of Tumblr Dot Com
St. Patrick's Day Reversal Miracle
@murrox you're absolutely right! It's been an eventful and stabby week and month here at the hellsite factory.
Would like to note with regards to the missing episode returns that if you don't have access to iPlayer you can & should pirate them at the first opportunity 👍🏴☠️
Like yes technically all missing Dr Who episodes are legally copyright the BBC but like they wiped the tapes lmao. Even if you think copyright is generally a moral good it's like well if you purposefully delete your only copy of something I think at a certain point you lose the right to object to other people having it.
#keep in mind piracy and literal theft is the only reason we have as much doctor who as we do #we only have the audio because at least 3 different guys recorded it off their tvs #now streaming services do all they can to ensure you can’t screen record #I can’t help but feel like we’re moving into a new age of lost media because steaming only content is going to disappear one day #the copyright holder doesn’t want to store it or the cloud they have it on goes down and because there’s no physical copy it’s gone
YEAH like probably there will be a physical media release of the new episodes at some point but we don't know what the plan is as yet. the Doctor Who collection on iPlayer has a special precariousness to it as individual serials can and do disappear without warning due to copyright issues.
episode 2 was missing until 2004 and now it's on dailymotion and the internet archive and youtube and i honestly think that's beautiful!
ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy
ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy
ladies?
minecraft youtubers.
No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement
STOP THESE ARE SO ON BRAND AND FUNNY
PETER CUSHING on playing Grand Moff Tarkin in carpet slippers
They hadn’t got time to have my boots made for me, which is usually the case, because of my large feet, so I had to do with a pair out of stock. Now there I was, on the first day of shooting, this very, very cross, unpleasant gentleman, Grand Moff Tarkin, stomping around, and it was agony, it really was.
So the next day I said to dear George Lucas, the director, I said, “George, I am not asking for close ups, but do you think you could shoot me from the waist upwards from now on?” And he said “Why,” and I explained the reasons, so he said “Oh, all right,” and he gave me a pair of carpet slippers.
So for the rest of the film I stomped around looking extremely angry, very cross, with that dear little Carrie Fisher, as Grand Moff Tarkin in carpet slippers!
