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little bit of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a whole lot of this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tinysoda]

the Chicago aquarium closed due to the coronavirus, and they let the penguins check out other exhibits (x)

[perks-of-being-chinese]

this is the content I didn’t know I needed… make this into a movie omg

[akamatthewmurdock]

CAPTAIN CARTER !

[cluelesshumancatastrophe]

[energyprison]

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

[stuff-2-share]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.

[bony-fish]

The final version of yourself is the one you die in I think

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh, well I don’t know how it works with you mortals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! this quote has gotten popular on twitter, where no one has any idea it’s from a tumblr shitpost, or of the horrors that lurk in the original notes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

twitter comments:

tumblr comments:

[mahoganydesk]

Twitter: This is so deep.

Tumblr: Only about six feet.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy shit that last comment

[whitepeopletwitter]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be great if sunburns could be solved by exposing under a full moon.

[vaticanomenon]

Covid19 Entertainment Masterpost

Covid19 Entertainment Masterpost

The Met Opera is releasing a full recording per day.

Feature film archive

Open library

MS-DOS Games

 The Live Music Archive

 Ephemeral VHS collection

Berlin philarmonic

Museums

Peaches the Mouse by @my-darling-boy

450 Ivy League courses

Natasha and Pierre, King Lear with Anthony Hopkins and Much Ado About Nothing with Tennant

Learn Ancient Languages

[suck-too-hard-on-your-jaskier]

Oh this is nice.

[hummingbird-hooligan]

And livestreams from the Monterey Bay aquarium!!!

Live cams | Monterey Bay Aquarium

With ten live cams to choose from, you can experience the wonder of the ocean no matter where you are. Be delighted by the antics of our sea

[rqqu]

“you have to work to live” bro food is literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons. work is a contrivance and unnatural. 

[rqqu]

none of the pro-work people can answer the question of why effort feels good but work doesn’t. it feels so fucking good to expend effort. every muscle in my body celebrates when i struggle physically. when i push my mind to solve a problem, i feel like a master. yet, when i’m on the job, the joy is gone. why is that? can anyone answer this simple question?

[youcancallmeaddy]

[mj-spooks]

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

[topherchris]

With the humans gone, animals are now moving into spaces they were previously unwelcome to.

[catchymemes]

[harvestheart]

this is pretty cute  :)

[headspace-hotel]

This is so funny imagine meeting someone who looks just like you but you don’t speak the language so it’s just like the Spider-Man meme

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[lovelycherrylovely10]

for FUCKS sake, JJ Abrams, just do a happy ending for kiddos

[reylosqueen]

Ben really hit that 🥰

[antirepurp]

“fiction is a place suitable for exploring dark topics” and “immoral acts shouldn’t be glorified and normalized in fiction” are statements that can and should coexist

[official-cisphobe]

the existance of taboo topics in fiction isn’t the problem, the problem is how that topic is handled and portrayed by the author

[nadiapolyakova]

The final we deserved. Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker @bellaren18 @empressdarkren @buffshipper8490 @michellestarswept @glitzescape @nite0wl29 @monharki @asalookslikeloki @asalookslikeloki @reyloplotbunnyadoption @reylosource @soothsayerstale @sofondabooks @benicihoe