BlueishDog

OC Artist || 24 || she/her No Reposts Don't use as your own ocs/dnd characters

[crisis-actor]

[antiocheanism]

I'm moving different. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I'm a dog. I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath. We smoking symbiotes. Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian Furburger Deluxe Mega Million Scratcher Skunk Bubba Kush. We smoking dung beetle. I'm on twelve Vicodins smoking on Scooby Doo dick. We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers? We snorting that good buffalo soldier tamarind Jordanian Jibbies. They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm Him. That Burberry backwoods pack kitten that pussy smell, like a Hellcat VH. We smoking shit in a glass pipe blowing the Lord's bubbles. I'm sick in the head. I'm on them Broward County tic tacs. I'm on them Georgetown geronimos. I'm on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margelas in the Benz truck, I'll have to stunt on them next time. I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I'm high on twelve Jason Bournes looking to beat the cum out of a thick fresh hoe. We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you. Call that pussy The Matrix cuz I'm in this bitch, and I can't get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers! Don't be shy girl, I love me some, pastrami mud flaps. I'm moving like French Montana. Hæh? Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch, open up! Blac Chyna, I drink her piss out of another man's balls. My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Herrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, chit! Reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playing with me man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Tied the opps to the back of a track hog. And dragged him around the block for twenty four hours. Motherfucker! Looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer. She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I have seen the eye of Horuh. I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before you all even became a type 1 civilization. This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That pussy feel like Biscoff butter. You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cuz I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke, cuz I don't give a shit. My bitch look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack. This shit ain't nothing to me man I'll kill you you stupid piece of shit

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[synthient]

[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[for1010101010]

Hand signs of love by K.E.N-Digit.

[testosteronetwunk]

[recreationalcatnip]

[merrikstryfe]

[followthebluebell]

Poland investigating bird flu outbreak among cats - BNO News

Poland is investigating the deaths of dozens of cats and some of them have been linked to H5N1 bird flu, veterinarians reported on Friday. I

This is happening fast. Cats generally only survive 24 hours from symptom-onset.

Symptoms are hyperglycemia, stupor, limb stiffness, difficulty breathing, pupils with different widths, unresponsive pupils, seizures, and hypoalkemia.

It's unknown how many of the deaths ARE bird-flu but please be vigilant. So far it seems restricted to Poland.

Here's is another article; it was originally in Polish but google translate has provided a rough translation into English.

[3liza]

just to be extremely clear for anyone confused: it appears bird flu has jumped species to cats. cats are eating birds, getting bird flu, and dying. viruses do not go back in the box once this has happened. all outdoor cats eat birds, even if you do not see them do it. keep your cats inside or provide outdoor time with direct supervision/secure enclosure only.

your cat can also contract bird flu outdoors and then bring it into your house and give it to you. this is not only possible but likely to start happening if it hasn't already

[uniquephilosopherwombat]

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2023/06/at-least-9-cats-in-poland-die-of-h5n1-bird-flu/

Updated on 26th June 2023

[followthebluebell]

Another recent update:

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influenza-bird-flu/polish-officials-probe-h5n1-avian-flu-link-cat-deaths

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[blonde0chaos]

Hey kids! When this happens, which it does a LOT, you call your states insurance commissioner's office and file a formal complaint! Make sure you get a reference number for EVERY. SINGLE. CALL. you make, save every form of correspondence (email and mail) AND retain a copy of all your responses. If they stonewall you (That's not a covered service, we're not allowed to disclose that, etc) request a copy of your benefits, insurance is a CONTRACT and is legally binding.

Download a call recording app if you can, even if you can't share the recordings at first they can be useful for your reference and can be presented if you need to go to court.

I work with insurance companies all day everyday and have so for almost a decade. I trust them as much as I trust my dog to watch the Thanksgiving turkey. Approach each interaction with them *like* it's going to go to court.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i am not calling twitter fucking x

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

im deadnaming that shit

[moss-monger]

A collection of Tumblr Boyfriend Jokes

[desinteresse]

I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.

[desinteresse]

This is about the guy who’s gf got obsessed with The Terror so he offered to roleplay as a doomed victorian arctic explorer during sex.

[mirakurutaimu]

is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt

yeah i can reclaim tho

[mirakurutaimu]

you don't know shit from fuck

[warmpants]

girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[khytal]

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

[khytal]

[ublock-origin]

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

[headspace-hotel]

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators

[damazcuz]

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

[damazcuz]

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]