too old for college, too young for life

I'm Will. I say things that are wise and profound sometimes. More often I just say random crap.

[rslashrats]

i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[british-catgirl]

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

Cross-Cultural Communication might destroy the global mythology of the United States of America as the wealthiest country with the most freedom. Maybe with unfettered access to each other, the hard-won reputation of American Exceptionalism will finally collapse and the veil will lift?

It feels like maybe our oligarchs didn’t want us to communicate with China not only because we will realize our position, but also because they will realize theirs.

It feels like they don’t want China knowing they’ve got it better than us. Like they don’t want Chinese citizens to rethink whether coming to America is a good idea after all. Like maybe the reason they don’t want China to have our data because they don’t want China to put two and two together and find out Americans are depressed unhealthy broke and pissed. Like they don’t want China to find out they won a long time ago.

[blueknightdragoon]

im struggling to finish my MSW/JD app and it's bc i feel so much false inadequacy. like I'm genuinely very intelligent but I never feel good enough for anything. I got a high enough score on the LSAT that several attorneys I respect were in awe of it (91.5 percentile) and all I can think is "it should be 99th percentile like my ACT was twenty years ago". really not sure how to push through the wall and i only have a couple of weeks to finish the masters app

[blueknightdragoon]

I'm definitely bigender but maybe trans. new girl name is Mina (Wilhelmina) but i don't feel any dysphoria being called Will. not something I'd post to my other socials but I wanted to tell some portion of the world

[johnbottoms]

thsi is literally fucking killing me

[onlytiktoks]

[onlytiktoks]

[beemovieerotica]

almost 3000 people are currently looking at this jacket with sales skyrocketing lmao

[downerdisaster]

The massive discount with the code "FRIEND" though lol next i want the exact gun on a discount with the code "HERO" or maybe "PREEXISTINGCONDITION"

[a-clover-fox-deactivated2025062]

the reviews are fantastic

[beemovieerotica]

NEVER TO BE OUTDONE...kohls is offering an even bigger discount lmao

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[nativenews]

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

[frozencapybara]

Now that Halloween is over:

What should I do with the anglerfish on my garage?

Take it down, Halloween is over

Put a Santa hat on it and leave it up til January

Voting ended onNov 8, 2023

The anglerfish (her name is Angela):

[frozencapybara]

Now that Thanksgiving is over and the terror of the holidays is upon us, an update:

Happy holidays from Angela and her shark friends

[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[shittycryptids]

The Planetypus, a platypus the size of a planet.