Ladies, Please.

[blunt-time]

[blunt-time]

[ghostiexo]

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

[blunt-time]

Best part about my job is seeing all the stupid shit people actually name their kids these days.

[tyleroakley]

okay buzzfeed

[buzzfeed]

okay but you watched at least 57 seconds of this sooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[themoonisfree]

Lmfao got emmmmm

[winterforsunagain-deactivated20]

BuzzCLAPTFBACKfeed

[nyokoko]

I’m YELLING LMFAOOO WHO IS RUNNING THAT TUMBLR

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[a-thousand-words]

[sofapizza]

[softchubbypuppy]

View this post on Instagram

[itsagifnotagif]

And there it is

[justfuckingjacks-deactivated201]

[robertdowneyjjr]

[onlytwitterpics]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

church

priest: *opens bag of communion bread* 16 ducks in a trenchcoat: *shuffle excitedly*

[gravehelm-deactivated20190202]

This is the best plot twist ever this is so beautiful I’m gonna cry

[mallowygoodness]

I’m losing my shit I thought this was a parody account but its not

[brbjellyfishing]

[beautifulblackmen]

The Internet is amazing

[cumnog]

“According to Billboard, on-demand audio streams of Nelly’s 2002 smash single have sky-rocketed by 219 percent following the initial news of his tax troubles.”

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[brbjellyfishing]

Chaotic good