a useless lesbian vampire walks into a bar

my name is rey this never gets used anymore but hey i'm a gay in the pnw doing that good writing shit follow me if you like inconsistent content and find me on twitter at @reynoblewrites

[linecrosser]

Eyyyyyyy~

[ellipsea]

hey guys, had a fun time figuring this one out but here’s a dump of maggie’s blog as it exists today. all posts, tags, images, and reblogs included, sorted chronologically and grouped by month/year. make sure you have ~10 GB of free space both to download and unzip it: link

(made using the tumblr_backup script from here: https://github.com/bbolli/tumblr-utils)

[ellipsea]

updated with a complete tag index! now you can browse any tag, also sorted chronologically in its own index.

link is still the same, just updated the file version, re-download if you’d like the update.

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

A reader sent me this, so I’m passing it along to you guys, in case you want to save my entire blog, The Digital Book of Stieftumblr, before I delete it tomorrow.

[darklydreaminggirl]

Visit Original Link

no masters or kings, when the ritual begins. there is no sweeter innocence, than our gentle sin.

[xekstrin]

DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE?!?!!?!

[akumastrife]

SHE DIDN’T CHANGE THE PRONOUNS

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[fierbend]

MOOD BOARD: RONAN LYNCH Ronan said, “I’m always straight.” Adam replied “Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

[boiadeiro]

*converts your vision to 144p*

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Give me my glasses back jerk

[gagabary]

Rainy day in the manor.

For the @sink-fanzine “Bibliotheque”

[victorianhouses]

Cowgill House by Rural Explorer Via Flickr: An elaborate example of a Romanesque Revival home. Built in 1887 by a prominent banker named Henry Cowgill. Carthage, Missouri

[ingelnook]

Manor Born by Stephanie Overton

[nordicsublime]

Stanway House

[lindamarieansonsnaps]

Mežotne. Latvia

[nordicsublime]

Holker Hall Gardens - Visit England

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[amateur]

[seiphirai]

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

[thestraggletag]

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

[ourladyoflace]

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

[verifiefangirl]

I’m deceased 😭😭😭

[thelonelywillow]

1) I absolutely love it. 2) if this ever happened to me I’d fucking die. 3) way to set my standards too high lol.