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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.
GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. Iām calling because your IP address has been compromised. Iāll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing Iām wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldnāt think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my āIP address has been compromised.ā How, exactly, does an IP address become ācompromisedā?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasnāt a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, youāre currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. Youāre not accomplishing that. Iād call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, thatās still a problem. Iām eating tater tots right now and I really donāt feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely wonāt.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: ā¦touchĆ©?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.
I approve of punctuation jokes.
I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.
As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience
me as a doctor
that look says she bout to beat that doctorās ass
Important TED talks
Summer is time to relax but we should take the time to think. Here are my favorites ted talk videos that I think everyone should watch:
The virginity fraudĀ - Nina DĆølvik Brochmann and Ellen StĆøkken Dahl
This is what itās like to go undercover in North Korea - Suki Kim
My escape from North Korea -Ā Hyeonseo Lee
The Muslim on the airplane - Amal Kassir
The Secret of Becoming Mentally Strong - Amy Morin
The skill of self confidence - Dr. Ivan Joseph
How to stop screwing yourself over - Mel Robbins
The Magic of Not Giving a F*** - Sarah Knight
Why the universe seems so strange - Richard Dawkins
The pattern behind self-deception - Michael Shermer
Militant atheism - Richard Dawkins
Why domestic violence victims donāt leave - Leslie Morgan Steiner
Lessons from death row inmates - David R. Dow
Lessons from the Mental Hospital - Glennon Doyle Melton
Why we choose suicide - Mark Henick
Whatās Wrong with Dying? - Lesley Hazleton
Iām Taking My Body Back - Rupi Kaur
My philosophy for a happy life - Sam Berns
The surprising habits of original thinkers - Adam Grant
The surprising secret to speaking with confidence - Caroline Goyder
Want to sound like a leader? Start by saying your name right - Laura Sicola
Programming your mind for success - Carrie Green
All it takes is 10 mindful minutes - Andy Puddicombe
X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.
Forget the friendzone, tell him heās the son youāve always wanted.
Queen Kristina of Sweden literally did this to her cousin Charles Gustav. He had been in love with her for over a decade and had proposed to her on numerous occasions. Under great political pressure to break up with her girlfriend, marry, stop talking to french philosophers, continue fighting a religious war in Germany, etc., she converted from Protestantism to Catholicism and abdicated to throne to her cousin by adopting him as her son. She then moved to rome to pursue her dreams of chilling with the pope, funding the arts, and dating more women.
This is the same Queen Kristina of Sweden who made a female courtier the officialĀ āRoyal Bedfellowā, which is about as gay as it sounds
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Thereās a fantastic movie about her on Netflix called The Girl King
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I cannot b r e a t h e
This video is where comedy peaked
Omg I canāt breathe ššš
me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
When a songās a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
not to be That Guy but nobody cried this much when brazils national museum burned down in september, just goes to show how much people favor white history!!!
to be fair, i didnāt hear squat about this. i would have been just as unhappy about that event as this
and theres a reason you didnt hear squat about it!
because people favor white history!
notre dame got immediate coverage and attention, even though notre dame will be okay. even though the art has been saved and spared, even though it has happened before and will happen again
when the national museum of brazil burned in september, there was hardly any coverage. even though the majority of what had taken hundreds of years to collect had burned. even though the national museum of brazil was home to art from pompeii and egypt as well.
am i saying that what has been burned and demolished at notre dame isnt devastating? no. absolutely not.
but its real fucking telling what people care about when MULTIPLE people now have responded saying they hadnt even HEARD of brazils national museum burning lol
Y'allā¦ The Museu Nacional (National Museum) held the largest collection in LATIN AMERICA.
The fire destroyed over 20 million relics. You read that right. 20 MILLION. Dinosaur fossils, mummies, and indigenous artefacts. More than 90% of the items the museum held were destroyed.
Notre Dame can still be repaired. It was already renovated 2 centuries ago. Notre Dame can be rebuilt. The historical items the Museu Nacional held CANNOT be replaced. The museum was absolutely DESTROYED.
The Declaration of Independence of my country was signed at this very museum. Throughout the fire, museum employees ran inside to rescue as many items as they could.
A lot of Latin Americaās history fully VANISHED in this fire. This was a huge hit for us. Y'all care so much about white history and are freaking out over Notre Dame, when an event that destroyed much more history got no attention whatsoever from the international community.
I rest my case.
Itās okay to be sad about Notre Dame, but we canāt place it above similar and more devastating events such as this.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick itās a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulousĀ
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where youāre coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day
