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simplyghosting

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

vagisil

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

tizeline

"But Tiz, Jason isn't wearing his helmet in the new com-" SSSHHHHhhhhh shut up I dont care he should wear it 🫵

ttaibhse

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

thetragicallynerdy

Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!

What kind of little creachur did you find?

A lil lizard

Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say

The softest little bunny rabbit

A glossy beetle

Frog :3

Teeny tiny hedgehog

Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen

Fish in it's little fish bowl

Fox with a fluffy tail

Snail friend :3

Snake that winds around your arm

Sentient potato

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

thetragicallynerdy

You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?

It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)

Bright neon rainbow spots!

Tiny little antlers!

It has eight eyes!

There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!

It purrs!

It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!

It glows softly when you pet it!

It's leucistic or melanistic!

Those claws are made of metal!

Something else - tell me in the tags!

Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

thetragicallynerdy

The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?

Let's call it...

Spot

Georgette

Dill Pickle

Charlie

Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom

Sourdough

Raspberry Tart

Bear

The Great Destroyer of Worlds

The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)

Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

thetragicallynerdy

As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.

Where does it make it's bed?

Your pillow :)

Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use

On top of the fridge

In your laundry hamper

In the tiny space between two books on your shelf

Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises

In your coziest winter hat

Nestled among all the art supplies

In the Lego pirate ship on display

In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere

No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit

It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

thetragicallynerdy

Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -

What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?

It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!

Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!

Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!

Cuddle time <3

Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!

Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!

It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc

Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!

It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!

Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!

Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3

Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

Good luck with your new creachur!!

willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

willgrahamscock

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

aropride

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

gayvampyr

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

scienced-deactivated20250710

callizinc

Every time it's hot out and i complain about the summer sun and heat someone's always like "Well can't you wear something other than all black all day every single day" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tsuwabuki

things I like:

- colors

- circles

- ouroboros shape

- death and decay

- the nuance within dichotomies

tlirsgender

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

tlirsgender

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

tlirsgender

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

tlirsgender

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

tlirsgender

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

tlirsgender

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach