Big Sigh

25F | she/they | Diagnosed w anxiety | Rabbits soothe my soul

[crochet-gifs]

Learn to Crochet! Crochet Gif Tutorials: The Foundation Chain / Foundation Single Crochet

The Foundation Chain is an alternative to the starting chain. It makes the starting chain, and a row of sc’s, all in one go. It can be tricky to pick up, but once you’ve mastered it you probably wont go back to the old method! I like it because it gives you a better indication of the finished size of your project, and it’s stretchy!

See also: Foundation Double Crochet

[apofiss]

Lily of the valley (=｀ω´=)☘️ You can grab wallpaper HERE!

[vampcowgurl]

[ribbonroad]

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

[tectuu]

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

[ribbonroad]

im going to stab you in the face

[amielleon]

ソン of a—

[brumalbreeze]

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

[docomotor]

ワt the フck is going on

[mochiandmagnolias]

this is my worst nightmare.

[thatpreciousthing]

Oケ guys let’s chill out, it クld be a lot worse.

[accessibleaesthetics]

I can’t speak for every screen reader, but if you listen to this post on VoiceOver it reads almost perfectly.

For those without a screen reader that transitions between English and Japanese so easily (or sight readers who can’t read Japanese): the symbols are Japanese Katakana. Each symbol represents a phonetic syllable. The entire post is just making puns with that, except for the first post, which is just OP being upset that [shi] and [tsu] look so similar.

This isn’t really a plain language transcription, but more of…a sort of translation?

im still pissed off about [shi] and [tsu].

I don’t [shi] wha[tsu] bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

[so][n] of a—

There’s really [no] need to get [so] worked up over something as mi[n]or as this!

[wa]t the [fu]ck is going on

this is my worst nightmare.

O[ke] guys let’s chill out, it [ku]ld be a lot worse.

[kayakingintheeyeofthestorm]

Thank you for the translations. I knew the characters were forming jokes, but I didn’t have the energy to look up every single character.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Keep making jokes like this it’s the only katakana practice I get these days

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[thememedaddy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Trans man here! It’s the goop! Hope this helps!

[fairy-goth-mommy]

[spacedace]

Okay look, do I want to be involved in or cause messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want other people to find themselves involved in or be the cause of messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want to know every last detail about the messy drama that is happening?

Absolutely.

[violetutterances]

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[corvidsincorvettes]

[corvidsincorvettes]

The culprits (i would die for them)

C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

[paeonia-green]

Gone.

[kcrossvine-art]

in me hole beep beep

[undeadrabbit-reblogs]

@todaysbird

[depsidase]

[gwydionmisha]

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[gsirvitor]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[gynocologist]

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[cosmologicalhedgehogephemera]

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[cosmologicalhedgehogephemera]

I found this on twitter by user Kingfisher & Wombat. https://twitter.com/UrsulaV/status/1568685612168892423?cxt=HHwWjsC-2ZjQi8UrAAAA Thought it was too good not to share. First comic in quite a while that’s got me in tears, ‘cos it felt like hope, and, well, what with everything…

[athelind]

Of course, it’s from @ursula-vernon. I should have recognized.

Thank you.

[tkingfisher]

I did this way back before we knew how the AI data sets were trained—I’d do it a lot differently now, if I even tried at all. (God, has it only been a year and some change?) But I’m still pleased by the words and how some of the layouts came out.