tfw no gf

My name's Miriam and I'm gay!! 14 years old, female, Australia

[ubercharge]

@sagalibratic returning to this hellsite with a motherfucking bang let’s make it good, as the header states this gonna be your chance to get some Free VIDEO GAMES™!!! if you’ve never received Free VIDEO GAMES™ from saga, we should change that

like = 1 entry, reblog = 1 entry

you gotta be following @sagalibratic​ to Win

no giveaway blogs if those even exist

if you’re a new follower of mine, i’ll toss in something extra

if you’re already following me, i might even toss in multiple extra things. or one really nice thing!

these are PC games

you have to be cool with adding both of us on steam to receive the gifts, so you’ll need at least 2 free friend slots.

ask box must be open for me to contact you

you have 48 hrs to respond or i’m picking another winner

end date: 6:00 PM EST, Friday March 10th, 2017

Overwatch (Origins Edition)

or 50 loot boxes if you already own the game!

Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition

Saints Row 2

Saints Row: The Third - The Full Package

Saints Row IV: Game of the Century Edition

The Sims™ 3

Dead Island: Game of the Year Edition

Risen

Sacred 3 Gold

Bionic Commando: Rearmed

Resident Evil Revelations 2 - Episode 1

Nuclear Dawn

Worms Ultimate Mayhem

you can also have PAYDAY 2: A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack if you own PD2 because it’s collecting dust in my inventory for no goddamn reason

good luck and remember to pray to RNGesus :^)

have fun!

[bojangles-memelord]

VIDEO GAMES, LADS

i need those loot boxes don’t judge me I NEED MORE ANA ITEMS DAMNIT

[pemalem-blog]

[blushlesbian]

Rick and Morty, from someone who's never seen it

Rick: w-we uh, morty ya gott--morty ya gotta fuck a car morty, morty oh my god morty morty morty

Morty: aww GEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeEEEEEeeeez rick

[prokopetz]

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

[hollowedskin]

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

They pulled the covers off my bed and now they want me to put the covers back

They put their ball on top of the ottoman but the ottoman won’t throw it for them

The cat is sleeping and won’t chase them

A flower fell off the potted plant

The cat is sitting in a box and they don’t like it

One of them lost their bandana

The cat won’t take the toy they’re trying to give her

The cat DID take the toy they gave her and now they want it back

[full-lifeconsequences]

(x)

[freshstartsarenteasy-deactivate]

omg unmute this

[pandavalkyrie]

You cannot predict how this video ends

[antichrist-complex]

when your entire team is torbjorn

[awellboiledicicle]

Me in Skirmish: 

Y’all:

[blushlesbian]

2016 has been the fucking worst but Stefan Karl, who plays Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town, just streamed We Are Number One live and was so happy and pure and also the official Lazy Town youtube just shitposted so I can die happy

[outofcharacter-overwatch]

Boop

[koboldium]

[fullcat]

[vxxt]

[charlesoberonn]

When a friend shares their feeling in group chat

When I share my feeling in group chat

[royal-rainbow]

to be honest in my 5 or 6 years on tumblr I’ve never seen anything so appalling and sad as teenagers posting photos of teddy bears or ice cream and being forced to add DDLG/LITTLE SPACE/NSFW/KINK/CGL/NYMPHET/PORN BLOGS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT every single time because it has become that common and acceptable to fetishise girlishness and anything evocative of female childhood

[knowyournewmeme]

me 2000 years ago

hey i hate concrete. go to hell ass hole. buh bye!!

[bisexualamyrose]

for u

[insomniac-arrest]

love head bump

reblog if you agree