Blusieblue

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[romehbo]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[dogpuppy]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[phillietemple]

they fell into it hard and fast in phantopia

[unphortunate]

The doomed yuri i didnt know i needed #chague