blyzzard

mordred, she/her, adult

[blyzzardd]

hi! i'm mordred. you can find me here on ao3.

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[dionysiaproductions]

Stay hungry. The universe is full of all manner of divine things.

[munchy-k]

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[rslashrats]

i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

[eans-things]

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

[snototter]

A pair of red crowned cranes (Grus japonensis) perform a courtship dance in Hokkaido, Japan

by ted smith

[insomniac-arrest]

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

[blyzzardd]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Apprehensive and alone, at the dead of night, Minghao wanders the Serenity. He has no one to comfort him, to keep him company - not even Junhui, who is so much to him. Seeking refuge in the greenhouse, he finds Professor Joshua Hong.

wrote this as part of the dls mergust collection! was truly so wonderful to write this while everyone else worked on their mergusts too - bouncing ideas off each other and sharing snippets is something i really treasure. love you all <3

[emmaharwoods]

KATSEYE — Monster High Fright Song

[xgalas]

MANON 'Fright Song' — Monster High x KATSEYE

[deannego]

Rough sketch? (Gnarly)

Halftones? (Gnarly)

Spectra brush? (Gnarly)

Party in the Hollywood Hills