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born in the wrong epoch carboniferous babe

[taylortut]

i'm hyperfixating

[bmothevampireqween]

birds are reptiles

birds are reptiles

birds are reptiles

[nostalgc]

Twilight, (2008).

[thememedaddy]

[abrieftasteoflove]

[velocicrafter]

“trust me, I’m a professional”

[diet-poison]

holy shit this is cute

[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[bigscaryd]

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

[redwaltz]

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

[petranaradulovic]

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

[bmothevampireqween]

This made my night

[freshydip]

[ezzakennebba]

[[ bella swan board ]]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bmothevampireqween]

JOHN CENA ON THE BEAR

[whoareyoueventhough]

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

[hkayakh]

You were a destination in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

[komakesthings]

This scene has probably been one of the most requested ones since I started doing these Muppet Princess Bride illustrations, but I held off attempting it for the longest time because I had no idea if I could pull off Miss Piggy's famous karate chop, and the shot of Kermit falling down the hill. But after hunkering down and putting pen to (digital) paper I managed to get something I'm pretty proud of!

Honestly, I'd love to see Muppet Princess Bride become a reality if only because I wanna see them huck Kermit down a hill. Muppets being thrown is peak comedy to me. 

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[luke-thompsons]

#they're having a mid off

[love-spelt-backwards-is-love]

sorry 😲😳 haters 😜❌😋 I only listen 👂 👂 to

REAL

music 🎶 😉

[bmothevampireqween]

it really is banger though

[statictags]

TODAY'S CARTOON FACT

In the OG Monster High, Deuce Gorgon is half-monster, his human father is unknown!

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS BRO I COULD YAP ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

I'm gonna start about this.

So, you all know the Medusa myth has different interpretations, but it's wildly regarded that the reason she becomes, ya know, snake-head-stone-gaze Medusa is she is assaulted by fucking Poseidon on Athena's temple, and she turns her into a Gorgon, either to protect her or as punishment is up to who is telling you the mythos (I like the former)

Is Poseidon himself Deuce's father? Are they going for a different story where he did not do that to Medusa but a random guy did and That's his father? I honestly can't decide which option has more implications

Is this a case of the MH team not knowing the source material? They clearly knew it a little since it's mentioned that Deuce's mom hates that he named his pet rat Perseus (that guy killes her in the mythos), are they trying to imply something where the inclusion of sexual assault did not really allow the subject matter to breach into a children's franchise?

Fascinating stuff if you ask me

[chronicowboy]

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

[chronicowboy]

[an-inspired-eternity]

baby kermit. you agree. reblog