Boatbird

What it is

[movie-gifs]

The Addams Family (1991), dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[inag-mag]

Paintings by Jason Anderson

[oriwynn]

This aged well

[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

[supersexygamergirl]

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[razarel-umber]

FUCK, can she hold me???

[catchymemes]

[rumpledspinster]

Warming her tootsies.

[intergalacticleg-deactivated202]

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

[xcathenny]

he bake the beans

[lostboy-ish]

[beckiboos]

Oh no I touched a girl thing my penis is shrivelling wah

[obstinatecondolement]

I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off. 

[keeveet-talks-deactivated201612]

Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?

[schumie]

When men decided they liked them.

[startrektrashface]

this is seriously exactly how it happened. Women were actually the first rock and roll ‘critics’ because they would write in to women’s papers and magazines to share and discuss what their kids were listening to when men still thought it was trashy teeny bopper music. once it became a lucrative, mainstream genre men shoved women out of the space. Men also tend to be gatekeepers once they move into formerly female spaces - early trek fandom was incredibly open and inclusive; women would set up fan get togethers in their own houses to discuss the show or invite the actors to visit before conventions became a thing, and then were huge in organizing the first conventions - but now the stereotype of a trekkie is a nerdy white dude who scoffs derisively at casual fans and newbies with his encyclopedic and pedantic knowledge of trek

[changelinglili]

I propose we call this “mentrification”

[shiralipkin]

YES

[rosalarian]

MENTRIFICATION that’s genius

[roachpatrol]

by the way every single man i’ve ever explained this to is completely boggled to hear about it. they genuinely don’t fucking know. they’re always like ‘okay name a field this happened in’ and you’re like ‘beer. writing novels. gynecology. computers.’ and they’re completely fucking distraught. men didn’t invent beer???? men didn’t invent everything? 

[electricloveinc-deactivated2020]

We can also witness the reverse happening, where women move into a space and suddenly it is deemed weak or unimportant. Some examples are teaching, nursing, and psychology.

[hubblegleeflower]

…and any kind of clerical work.

[lairofdragons]

… biology, chemistry is going that way too you can see it happening.

[hiddleloki]

[jupiter-lv]

Am I the only one who notices the fandom loves to see these two bantering at each other like an old married couple more and more often? I hardly see them making doe-eyed love confessions on my dash nowadays. 

[kenisle]

doctor: you’re anemic

me, a dumbass: hehe try to get me now magneto

[hiddleloki]

[pancakeke]

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

[infiniteedge]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

Cheated on your wife, now your channel is through

[super-metroid]

Oompa Loompa doompadee dudes

You should not solicit your follower’s nudes

[demilypyro]

Oompa Loompa doompadee lee

Your wife has now spoken out publicly

[josh-official]

Oompa Loompa doompadee ode

Now the entire internet has seen your chode

[pancakeke]

this post is so good we are all singing together in the notes

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[littlegraycats]

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

[littlegraycats]

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

[gmos]

being gay is a constant battle between “i wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “hey let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and i think that’s very sexy of us

[writemeasandwich]

if the window’s open and you time it right you can do both

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]