Lily Evans to Sirius Black: THE FUCK ARE YOU
Lily Evans: WE’RE ON IN TWO
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: is it necessary for you to be late to every gig
Remus Lupin: Lily is fully ready to kick you out
Sirius Black: im the fucking backbone of this band
Remus Lupin: you’re the appendix of this band
Remus Lupin: unnecessary and painful to deal with
Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: stop ogling ur gf in the middle of songs it makes us look unprofessional
James Potter: we r unprofessional peter is using a breadstick to drum in rehearsal
James Potter: also I don’t ogle
James Potter to Lily Evans: i know u have my fuckin amp
Lily Evans: why would I take your amp loser
Lily Evans: its fuckin huge where would i put it
James Potter: OH MY GDO SOMENOES STOLEN YM AMP
Peter Pettigrew to Lily Evans: lily hes making lost posters with photos from that gig last year in minnies bar
Lily Evans: i hope hes zooming in on the amp otherwise it’ll look like all five of us are missing
Peter Pettigrew: maybe u should give it back
Lily Evans: nah i think i can push a few more days
Sirius Black to I wish mariah carey was here: we need water for tonight
Sirius Black: I want to empty a bottle over my head it looks punk rock on stage
James Potter: fuck same lets do that
James Potter to Lily Evans: i can’t write the fucking bridge
Lily Evans: its four in the morning
Lily Evans: i mean im calling a uber rn but its still four in the morning
James Potter: ur the best
Peter Pettigrew to fam: WE R ON THE FUCKIN ALTURNATIVE SPOTIFY CHARTS
Peter Pettigrew: NUMBER FORTY
Sirius Black renamed the group we r now bestselling artists
Remus Lupin: i mean, we’re not
Sirius Black renamed the group we r all bestselling artists except lupin
Lily Evans to Sirius Black: WOULD IT FYCKING KILL YOU TO BE ON TMIE
Sirius Black: there is no need to yell
Lily Evans: FUCKING DEATH AWAITS U SIRIUS
Remus Lupin to lily owes all of us 20 pounds: i think we should get a manager
Remus Lupin: because i don’t think booking gigs and writing the times on a napkin is really working
James Potter: r u saying u dont like the booking napkin
Remus Lupin: unbelievably, i am saying that
Lily Evans to James Potter: fcuk im os du rnk
James Potter: where are you???
James Potter: im coming to get u are u with sirius rn
Lily Evans: hjsdhfoiaughf
James Potter: tell me where u are or call me i have no minutes
Lily Evans: its olny you alwa ys
Lily Evans to dont wear jeans sirius: right is everyone ready
Peter Pettigrew: I hate award shows
Remus Lupin: you’ve literally never been to one
Peter Pettigrew: i know but it feels like smth i will hate
Sirius Black: i feel like the group name is aimed at me
Sirius Black: its hurtful
Lily Evans: i can’t believe i go anywhere with u lot
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: we’re not putting a song on the album about bees
Sirius Black: but they need us
Sirius Black: theyre dying out
James Potter to lupin is a bee hater: i want the sound to be more like upbeat
James Potter: but also like we’re all depressed and hate ourselves
Lily Evans to Sirius Black: booked the flights
Sirius Black: did u pay for food
Lily Evans: obvs not we’re on a budget
Sirius Black: its ur fault when i get put in jail for hiding a steak in my pocket
Lily Evans: an entire fucking steak
Sirius Black: i have needs
James Potter to Lily Evans: oh my god ur passport holder is lame
James Potter: i think it adds character
James Potter: i think it adds a layer of loneliness
Lily Evans: keep this up and u will be the one who ends up lonely
James Potter: ‘oh why did you guys break up’
James potter: ‘bc i made fun of her dog passport holder’
Lily Evans: they would all understand
Remus Lupin to tour tour tour: who is using my toothbrush
Peter Pettigrew: do u even need to ask
Remus Lupin: sirius black youre the worst person who has ever lived
Sirius Black: the bees told me to do it
Sirius Black: they might be nicer if u didnt hate them
Sirius Black: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Remus Lupin has left the chat
Lily Evans to James Potter: ok so i just got home and someone stole all my mail bc I have none
Lily Evans: oh wait i asked my neighbours to collect it
James Potter: why are we together
Peter Pettigrew to FUCKING #7 DEBUT ALBUM: CAN U BELIEVE THIS
Sirius Black: GOD HAS TRULY DONE US A SOLID
Remus Lupin: and its not like we even deserved it
James Potter to Lily Evans: hey lil
James Potter: do u wanna move in with me
James Potter: is that the kind of thing u would want
James Potter: if u don’t its chill
James Potter: i mean its not but like i would be ok
James Potter: don’t wanna force u or anything but like if u want
Lily Evans: well yeah i mean ur fuckin lame and dont eat rice crackers but u have good music taste so its ok
Lily Evans: i love u as well so there is that
Sirius Black to James Potter: bein honest mate i thought she’d say no
James Potter: literally cannot believe she loves me
Sirius Black: lily is to cool for u man she plays the guitar and can do the hair flip on stage without lookin like shit after
James Potter: hey I can hair flip
Sirius Black: yeah but u look like shit after
James Potter: dont hold back or anything
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