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In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky
the little soft “it’s me. it’s gay”
ten minutes into “conspiracy theories & chill” and we start gettin illuminaughty
like if you remember
we need to talk about shrek more
power beans
my main personality traits are hungry, tired and gay
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there
This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”
You can’t cough if you’re in a coma
You can’t cough if you’re in a coma
Why did I laugh so fucking hard….
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years
you should get rid of that
Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30
why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though
Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret
Flirt with me wtf
and shut me up
Lily Evans to Sirius Black: THE FUCK ARE YOU
Lily Evans: WE’RE ON IN TWO
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: is it necessary for you to be late to every gig
Remus Lupin: Lily is fully ready to kick you out
Sirius Black: oh pls
Sirius Black: im the fucking backbone of this band
Remus Lupin: you’re the appendix of this band
Remus Lupin: unnecessary and painful to deal with
Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: stop ogling ur gf in the middle of songs it makes us look unprofessional
James Potter: we r unprofessional peter is using a breadstick to drum in rehearsal
James Potter: also I don’t ogle
James Potter to Lily Evans: i know u have my fuckin amp
Lily Evans: why would I take your amp loser
Lily Evans: its fuckin huge where would i put it
James Potter: OH MY GDO SOMENOES STOLEN YM AMP
Peter Pettigrew to Lily Evans: lily hes making lost posters with photos from that gig last year in minnies bar
Lily Evans: i hope hes zooming in on the amp otherwise it’ll look like all five of us are missing
Peter Pettigrew: maybe u should give it back
Lily Evans: nah i think i can push a few more days
Sirius Black to I wish mariah carey was here: we need water for tonight
James Potter: why
Sirius Black: I want to empty a bottle over my head it looks punk rock on stage
James Potter: fuck same lets do that
James Potter to Lily Evans: i can’t write the fucking bridge
James Potter: come over
Lily Evans: its four in the morning
Lily Evans: i mean im calling a uber rn but its still four in the morning
James Potter: ur the best
Lily Evans: i am aware
Peter Pettigrew to fam: WE R ON THE FUCKIN ALTURNATIVE SPOTIFY CHARTS
Peter Pettigrew: NUMBER FORTY
Sirius Black renamed the group we r now bestselling artists
Remus Lupin: i mean, we’re not
Sirius Black renamed the group we r all bestselling artists except lupin
Lily Evans to Sirius Black: WOULD IT FYCKING KILL YOU TO BE ON TMIE
Sirius Black: there is no need to yell
Lily Evans: FUCKING DEATH AWAITS U SIRIUS
Sirius Black: good god
Remus Lupin to lily owes all of us 20 pounds: i think we should get a manager
Peter Pettigrew: why
Remus Lupin: because i don’t think booking gigs and writing the times on a napkin is really working
James Potter: r u saying u dont like the booking napkin
Remus Lupin: unbelievably, i am saying that
Lily Evans to James Potter: fcuk im os du rnk
James Potter: where are you???
James Potter: im coming to get u are u with sirius rn
Lily Evans: hjsdhfoiaughf
James Potter: tell me where u are or call me i have no minutes
James Potter: lil
Lily Evans: I lvoe oyu
Lily Evans: its olny you alwa ys
Lily Evans to dont wear jeans sirius: right is everyone ready
Peter Pettigrew: I hate award shows
Remus Lupin: you’ve literally never been to one
Peter Pettigrew: i know but it feels like smth i will hate
Sirius Black: i feel like the group name is aimed at me
Sirius Black: its hurtful
Lily Evans: i can’t believe i go anywhere with u lot
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: we’re not putting a song on the album about bees
Sirius Black: but they need us
Sirius Black: theyre dying out
Sirius Black: remus
Sirius Black: hello
James Potter to lupin is a bee hater: i want the sound to be more like upbeat
James Potter: but also like we’re all depressed and hate ourselves
Lily Evans to Sirius Black: booked the flights
Sirius Black: did u pay for food
Lily Evans: obvs not we’re on a budget
Sirius Black: fine
Sirius Black: its ur fault when i get put in jail for hiding a steak in my pocket
Lily Evans: an entire fucking steak
Lily Evans: seriously
Sirius Black: i have needs
James Potter to Lily Evans: oh my god ur passport holder is lame
James Potter: i think it adds character
James Potter: i think it adds a layer of loneliness
Lily Evans: keep this up and u will be the one who ends up lonely
James Potter: ‘oh why did you guys break up’
James potter: ‘bc i made fun of her dog passport holder’
Lily Evans: they would all understand
Remus Lupin to tour tour tour: who is using my toothbrush
Peter Pettigrew: do u even need to ask
Remus Lupin: sirius black youre the worst person who has ever lived
Sirius Black: the bees told me to do it
Sirius Black: they might be nicer if u didnt hate them
Sirius Black: BEE NICER
Sirius Black: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Remus Lupin has left the chat
Lily Evans to James Potter: ok so i just got home and someone stole all my mail bc I have none
Lily Evans: oh wait i asked my neighbours to collect it
James Potter: why are we together
Peter Pettigrew to FUCKING #7 DEBUT ALBUM: CAN U BELIEVE THIS
Sirius Black: GOD HAS TRULY DONE US A SOLID
Remus Lupin: and its not like we even deserved it
James Potter to Lily Evans: hey lil
James Potter: do u wanna move in with me
James Potter: is that the kind of thing u would want
James Potter: if u don’t its chill
James Potter: i mean its not but like i would be ok
James Potter: don’t wanna force u or anything but like if u want
Lily Evans: i do want
James Potter: wait rly
Lily Evans: well yeah i mean ur fuckin lame and dont eat rice crackers but u have good music taste so its ok
Lily Evans: i love u as well so there is that
Sirius Black to James Potter: bein honest mate i thought she’d say no
James Potter: so did i
James Potter: literally cannot believe she loves me
Sirius Black: lily is to cool for u man she plays the guitar and can do the hair flip on stage without lookin like shit after
James Potter: hey I can hair flip
Sirius Black: yeah but u look like shit after
James Potter: wow
James Potter: dont hold back or anything