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Now I know the truth.

Dedicated to all of us who eagerly await the dramatic breakup. Also dedicated to @heroesbyler for discovering that iconic "You made me look for him!" line. Lives were changed!

#oof! so many ouchies #stranger things

hereticpraetor

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

sourcreammachine

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

fedoraspooky

It's that time again

classichorrorblog

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

nondelphic

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

mxbitters

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

meet-again

Pics or it didnt happen

mxbitters

they just. they just do that

meet-again

:))))

brainscrems

Given the context, more like ((((:

arofili

one of my favorite fucking feelings in the world is when you’re having a discussion with somebody about literature and themes and storytelling and etc or even just like, your feelings, and as you’re rambling on about the interpretation of something-or-the-other you have this lightbulb moment where two ideas connect in your head all of a sudden and you couldn’t have done it without the context of another person there and you both get so excited about this new theory you’re developing

like. collaboration. trust. complexity. awakenings. this shit isn’t just analysis, it’s art.

depsidase

am-i-the-asshole-official

Secondary poll based on the comments so far:

You two should reconsider your relationship if you're not able to compromise

You're perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

Original post

the-tzimisce

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

am-i-the-asshole-official

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something