BOBS TUMBLER OF LOVELYNES

I am the Bob. i started saying alot of things ironically and now can't stop. I reblog funny things, and other things.

[animentality]

[durendoll]

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

[durendoll]

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

[aflo]

[lonely-boiii]

She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

[pigcatapult]

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

[uberguber89]

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

[thebreakfastgenie]

[rat-apologist]

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

[gaymanwithanoversizedhoodie]

This video hit me like a bottle of Dasani water going 60mph

I love it

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[sexygaywizard]

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[day-one-dlc]

[cannibalchicken]

[akesi-waso-deactivated20231117]

my fav

[nitw]

i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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[porterr-robinson]

[anotherpapercut]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

[uss-edsall]

Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

[uss-edsall]

Jewish baby named Edgardo Mortara is seemingly about to die in Bologna, 1851

Catholic nanny secretly baptises him to save his soul, which she’s not exactly the kind of authority who can do that, but w/e, it’s interpreted by the church as valid later

Kid survives

1857 her secret gets out, a baptising makes a kid a Catholic according to the Church and a Catholic can’t be raised in a non-Catholic household in the Papal States, so the church authorises the police to kidnap Edgardo from his family

Raised personally by Pope Pius IX, Jewish family not allowed to take him back due to Church doctrine, this action destroys the family with grief and despair

This case gets international infamy with the Pope not understanding why everyone’s shiting on him for doing this, including allies

Emperor Napoleon III shifts from opposing Italian unification to supporting it as a direct consequence

Bologna falls the next year, 1859

Kingdom of Italy forms 1861

By 1870 Rome is lost to the Italians and the Papal States are no more

(Edgardo Mortara goes on to become Father Mortara)

(He dies in Belgium in 1940 three months before the Nazis occupied the nation, which if he’d have lived he would’ve been persecuted as a Jew)

[communismlives]

[sufficientlylargen]

OP: [makes a post]

OP's mutual: #this looks like a 10k note post to me!

OP: No! You can't do this to me!

Me: OP says they don't want notes, so I can ruin them by giving them more notes!

Me: However, a clever poster would CLAIM they don't want more notes because they would know that only a great fool would take them at their word. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to add more notes to this post!

Me: But OP must have known I was not a great fool; they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to scroll past this post!

OP: You've made your decision then?

Me:

[sufficientlylargen]

Me: Because your post was about a problematic character! As everyone knows, problematic characters are exclusively liked by criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me! So I can clearly not choose to add more notes to your post!

Me: And you must have suspected I would have known your profile pic's origin, so I can clearly not choose to scroll past your post!

OP: You're just stalling now.

Me: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! Your header image is mostly red, a colour with more positive than negative meanings because of a legit thing called color theory, so I can clearly not choose to add notes to your post.

Me: But, your username is a clever pun, which means you must have studied… and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal! So you would have tried to keep other tumblr users as far from you as possible, so I can clearly not choose to scroll past your post!

OP: Make your choice.

Me: I will, and I choose… [pointing behind OP] Are those female-presenting nipples?!

OP: [turning around, while I quickly switch the "Next page" and "Reblog" buttons] What? Where? I don't see anything.

Me: Oh, well, I… I could've sworn I saw something NSFW. No matter. I choose… to ignore your post! [I triumphantly click "Next page", which is actually "Reblog"]

OP: You have chosen… poorly.

Me: You only THINK I chose poorly! That's what's so cringe! I switched buttons when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You feel victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a flame war on Twitter; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a shitposter, when notes are on the line!

Me:

[lehhoh7822]

bestie. what the fuck

[ruffboi-mags]

This is art.

[findingfeather]

This is definitely a 10K note post.

[sol1056]

No, we’re looking at the ground floor of at least a 30K note post here.

[depsidase]

[demilypyro]

okay no THIS was me at peak cringy teenager

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[draayder]

hey what the fuck happened to the t

what is that

[draayder]

I got fucking jumpscared when I went to reblog something and for a single instant it popped up full size. I just kept refreshing until I could catch this bastard

who thought this was a good idea as the t. it’s entirely indecipherable at that size. what the fuck

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[bubblegum-blue]

I don’t think anyone understands how badly I want to be friends with this group. Dad outfit and walk and all. *gimme hands*

[drtanner]

I love this SO much but also it throws me off how much they sound like baby crocodiles. But like, big ones.

[campyvillain]

[annalisasparkleshine]

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