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[lilymarshall]

[ohhhhthatburns]

barney has an existential crisis

[arthriticjester]

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

[dawnstar137]

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

[arthriticjester]

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

[arthriticjester]

And so it continues

[arthriticjester]

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

[arthriticjester]

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

[aberrantemotion]

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

[mothman-76]

This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!

[funkyness]

god i can't get over how attractive george of the jungle was. like, he didn't HAVE to be that fucking hot but disney said "no. he has to be the biggest himbo in tv history"

hello????

[weaver-z]

Enough oil on that man to fry a gotdam turkey dinder

[asktheangels]

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

[mintypineapple]

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

[maculategiraffe]

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

[chillyfeetsteak]

hello police this post made me cry

[moistyaoi]

My mom had an excellent idea

[kawaii-des-pacito]

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yesterdaysprint]

Dr Seuss in Life magazine, February 1934

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

[lizclimo]

that country looks fun! 

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[javacrypt]

Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine

[monstermal]

[faoileog]

[pinch]

when you’re trying to kiss your gf/bf but they are still mad at you

[driflloon]

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

[cartel]

[awwww-cute]

[corgisandboobs]

“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

[onlytwitterpics]