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Funny blog for @serazienne

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[yugiohz]

[ceswest]

[saintsebastiensbf]

[lilyblisslys]

big whoop, give me 20 minutes on grindr on any college campus in the country and I can do the same thing

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

(Tags via @reprintable)

[teaboot]

Oh no fucking way

[neuronary]

good news. it's definitely not AI. you can check out more of their stuff on their tiktok

[martindykewood]

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

[onelonelystory]

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

[jewfrogs]

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

[sin-aestheticx]

petplay but it's just me running away and trying to eat plastic

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[crtter]

[user-300]

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[starlikesilences]

[ID:

Medieval peasant [staring at my phone]: I understand this tweet just fine

Me: ...and the Dorito?

Medieval peasant [crunching]: It's alright]

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[makahitaki]

[segamascott]

[halondrus]