that DEEP tumblo

• Julia • 27 • she/they • “evil, but not evil enough for scurvy” -lauren

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

636.9352

pet rats

[wastrelwoods]

we tell the bagel, you are everything. do you ever worry we force the bagel to be too much to too many people

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[duckdotcom]

I'm emailing you a refreshing spring breeze

[importantpics]

[dramakoala]

[trainwiz]

My brother made this comic and thought it should be shared.

[sacred-portal]

[boffinsandbeasties]

i’m being so brave in therapy and having important conversations with people i love like one after the other and making moves to achieve the life i want and the universe has awarded me with: every illness ever invented all at once

[dimension20daily]

Did you see the beaches?

Dimension 20: Gladlands Episode 1 "Welcome to the Wastes"

[gay--dog]

unfortunately we have to cancel mario because he supports playing golf

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[reddherring777]

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock