Clusterf*ck of Culture

pANIC & mANIC (@bombadils_brain on Twitter)

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

[princessrhcenyra]

THE GOOD PLACE

2x01 ⇢ 2x12

[turdusmaximus-art]

there was not a single braincell amongst the characters in this silly little show

[polyglotplatypus]

that feeling when you get that *italian hand* good doctor

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

Phryne: Do you think I went over board?

Doc Mac: Like the crew of the Titanic.

[chewedcorn]

A Cut Above

[mouser26]

This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s  Detective Noirot Chase

[cas-fulleditmode]

i miss when plumbobteasociety had a gorilla grip on this community, they really put their whole entire pussy into their cc.

[javabeandreams]

👀 👀 👀

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[tanadrin]

I love games where stupid cheese strategies have even stupider counter-cheese strategies.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

[ladystarks]

[pepplemint]

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

[charminglyantiquated]

fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines

[unpretty]

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

[inkstainedchocolateeyes]

…i did not know this, thank you

[unpretty]

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

[sneakyfeets]

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

[m1male2]

The Chauvet cave, France, the art of prehistory.

In 1994, three friends discovered in the south of France a cave with magnificent cave paintings, more than 30,000 years old.

Under the ground of the Ardèche region, an invaluable treasure is hidden for its antiquity, its conservation and the pictorial quality of the representations; one of the oldest and most splendid examples of Arieñaciense parietal art, dating approx. between 40,000 and 30,000 B.C.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWfRerMFMCO/?igshid=yqzbqgvny71t

[teatreefox]

Oof, this gave me such visceral Feelings. Like. Those were people. That was us.

[thehoneybeewitch]

Bless the ancestors

[teacupballerina]

bitch that gesture and line quality...absolutely masterful. people go to $100k art school to learn how to do that and grug was out there in 35000 BC drawing better than seasoned professionals with no reference but memory

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[femslashfantasies]

this how I know I’m really a millennial cause I have no idea wtf y'all are talking about

[prisonhannibal]

after the pandemic is over the phrase “unprecedented times” is gonna activate something in me like a secret agent. I’ll bring out the hand disinfectant. it’s like pavlov dogs or whatever

[prisonhannibal]

#social distancing quarantine new normal zoom. all words that will turn me into the winter soldier (@dougramsey)

[mysharona1987]

[bravecrab]

Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it's celebrity actors but the muppets do the voices, and the actors have to act how those muppets would. Imagine a barbarian played by Jason Mamoa voiced by Miss Piggy.

[modmad]

oH. OH I WANT THIS BADLY.