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Amazing aloe chunk
aloe chunk is an amazing band name
me: *sees a fat cat*
me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…
god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys
I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct
and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’
and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’
and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell
Season 1: DESTROY PENNSATUCKY!
Season 3: PROTECT PENNSATUCKY!
People who are like “asking for consent ruins the moment” have no imagination.
Like, I’m sorry, but purring “do you want it?” into your partner’s ear before you fuck is hot.
Looking into your partner’s eyes and asking “may I?” in a voice breathy with desire before you kiss them is super hot.
and “Do you want me to pin you up against this wall and fuck you till you’re screaming my name?” is just basically dirty talk.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? If asking for consent ruins sex for you, you’re… what? A rapist who sucks at talking dirty?
Is that a demographic whose fun we care about ruining?
i fucks with this
Seriously
Orange is the New Black - [2/10] inmates: Brook Soso
I need a friend.
OLDER GUSTAV MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
This really scares me
We all know how dreamworks dudes age
PUBERTY ATTACKS AGAIN
That v-neck though
School and Tumblr
do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date
senior graduation
hagrid:
“its not every day your young man turns eleven now, is it?”
*cries when harry has to be left with the dursleys* *spends the first term asking harry’s parents’ friends for pictures of them to give to harry at christmas* *invites harry and friends round for tea and a natter once a week* *cares a lot about harry’s wellbeing and safety* *cheers him on at quidditch every single match*
fandom: sirius was the closest thing harry had to a parent
I never thought about it this way.
Strike A Pose
Tapastic . Twitter .
“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″
RUN INTERNS, BRING THE GOOD NEWS TO THE PEOPLE, hol y shit i did nto fucking realize. this happens.,vine.
LET ME FURTHER ELABORATE ON THE HILARITY OF THE BEST AMERICAN POLITICAL PRACTICE TO EXIST, “THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE INTERNS”:
RECORDINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. SO WHEN A DECISION IS MADE, COPIES ARE HANDED TO MEMBERS OF THE PRESS INSIDE THE BUILDING IN A PRESS ROOM WHO THEN LEAVE THEIR ROOM TO HAND THE COPIES OF THE RULING TO THEIR INTERNS (WHO AREN’T ALLOWED INSIDE THE PRESS ROOM)
(PICTURED: INTERNS FROM 2013, WAITING FOR THEIR RUN)
AND THEN THE INTERNS HAVE TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS WHILE THE JUSTICES ARE ANNOUNCING THEIR DECISION INSIDE THE COURTROOM ITSELF.
SO THE INTERNS RUN THROUGH THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING FROM OUTSIDE THE PRESS ROOM TO OUTSIDE, ACROSS THE PAVED WALKWAYS, AND DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE COURTHOUSE AREA INTO THE BROADCASTING PRESS PEN IN THE STREET.
(A PREVIOUS YEAR’S INTERN RUN WINNER)
INTERNS ARE TOLD THEY MAY TO THROW SOME ELBOWS IF NECESSARY.
AND ALL ARE RACING TO BE THE FIRST TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE BROADCASTERS WHO ARE WAITING TO GO ON AIR
PICTURED IN FRONT IS YESTERDAY’S INTERN WINNER LAUREN WHO SAID SHE “JUST LIKED TO WIN” WHEN SHE PULLED CLEAR AHEAD TO DELIVER THE OBAMACARE RELATED DECISION.
KEEP IN MIND THE DECISIONS READ ON THE BENCH ARE POSTED ONLINE A FEW MINUTES LATER SO THIS WHOLE PROCESS CURRENTLY EXISTS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WAIT THAT LONG.
TRULY A GREAT AND HILARIOUS AMERICAN TRADITION.
A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.
This post is my life.
A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side bangs to avoid drawing another eye.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.
The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.
Shit’s going down in the goldilocks fandom
also studies have shown that couples who sleep in separate beds are often happier and sleep better because you can sleep without your partner shifting and snoring everywhere.