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deathtokillian

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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hellsite-yano

My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.

sailor-arashi

All problems are nails if your hammer is big enough.

my-clematis

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First tweet: IMMEDIATE HELP, PLEASE DON'T IGNORE!! PLEASE HELP US RAISE 780$ WITHIN 24hrs FOR MOM'S BLOOD TRANSFUSION. I really hate to do this over and over again, but my mom urgently needs another two bags of blood. https://paypal.me/gl3a

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Tweet posted on June 4, 2021 at 10:48 AM

daughter-of-sapph0

happy pride

petitprincess1

Dang, Homer.....kinda said gay rights....and fire safety

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that monkeys in Japan learned to wash sweet potatoes in fresh water to clean them. They later switched to washing sweet potatoes in salt water. It is theorized that this is because they like the salty taste more than plain potatoes (x)

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smitethestate

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

sioltach

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers

fullmetalfisting

When I was a little girl I convinced most of the girls in my grade to fill up a ziplock full of dandelion fluff at home and bring it out to recess. I told them we were obligated to do this because dandelions are created by God and it’s our moral obligation to spread the seeds (we went to a Catholic school so this argument was infallible). At recess we all stood like 3 feet apart from each other in the soccer field and dumped out our seed bags. It was chaos, especially because the teachers had no idea it was happening until too late.

Long story short, there were about 1,000 more dandelions that year and we had to bring home little memos on bright orange paper that children were not allowed to bring dandelion fluff to school in ziplock bags, which my mom looked at when I brought it home, and said, “Did someone actually do this?” Completely unaware that it was her own daughter who started the riotous seedbombing

farmlesbians

knifefightscene

758j768y

mens-rights-activia

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fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:

Furby

THOSE ARE FEMALE ARMS GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. THOSE ARE A FEMALE’S ARMSSSSS GO AWAY FUCKNOSEXISTHALLOWEENCOSTUMES GO AWAY.

fuckosauras-rex-blog

how the hell is this sexist? the first one is clearly homemade, and the second one isnt revealing or anything that could be qualified as sexist. at all.

perchu-deactivated20180224

this is extremely sexist what are you talking about? the second one is very revealing, and not even well made if i may say so myself. versus the first one was is just a man in his furby suit going for a walk around town. he enjoys seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted him maybe hell do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then he