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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.
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happy pride
Dang, Homer.....kinda said gay rights....and fire safety
i learned that monkeys in Japan learned to wash sweet potatoes in fresh water to clean them. They later switched to washing sweet potatoes in salt water. It is theorized that this is because they like the salty taste more than plain potatoes (x)
If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.
my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers
When I was a little girl I convinced most of the girls in my grade to fill up a ziplock full of dandelion fluff at home and bring it out to recess. I told them we were obligated to do this because dandelions are created by God and it’s our moral obligation to spread the seeds (we went to a Catholic school so this argument was infallible). At recess we all stood like 3 feet apart from each other in the soccer field and dumped out our seed bags. It was chaos, especially because the teachers had no idea it was happening until too late.
Long story short, there were about 1,000 more dandelions that year and we had to bring home little memos on bright orange paper that children were not allowed to bring dandelion fluff to school in ziplock bags, which my mom looked at when I brought it home, and said, “Did someone actually do this?” Completely unaware that it was her own daughter who started the riotous seedbombing
fucknosexisthalloweencostumes:
Furby
THOSE ARE FEMALE ARMS GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. THOSE ARE A FEMALE’S ARMSSSSS GO AWAY FUCKNOSEXISTHALLOWEENCOSTUMES GO AWAY.
how the hell is this sexist? the first one is clearly homemade, and the second one isnt revealing or anything that could be qualified as sexist. at all.
this is extremely sexist what are you talking about? the second one is very revealing, and not even well made if i may say so myself. versus the first one was is just a man in his furby suit going for a walk around town. he enjoys seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted him maybe hell do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then he
Are people actually arguing over a FURBY outfit for halloween or did i miss the sarcasm here
i certainly hope tha t was sarcasm
date of origin: 2013
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
DRAQUESHA?!?!?!
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO. BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT. PLZ.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
someone make male versions of ginny and hermoine and a Female ron!
date of origin: 22nd of april, 2012.
well.
date of origin: 14th of december, 2012.
2020 is such a strange year that Hetalia is getting continued by its creator...
How can I not reblog this!?
AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE
^ brilliant
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this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received
rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings