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Hey I'm Marcel. He/him pronouns are cool. im Pansexual and I'm almost 21 years old. im a writer for a webcomic. Also I live in the bay area part of california, if that matters.

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[weaselsblaugh]

Somehow I feel like context would ruin this

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Me: *gets drunk on this*

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[nothotreservoir]

Why do we allow minions to continue terrorizing us?

[setheverman]

how to create drake’s one dance

[iamhannalashay]

This was art

[essence-of-armbarring]

NEW IDEA FOR NEXT OVERWATCH UPDATE

when your mercy is being attacked a loud-as-fuck siren starts blaring and your screen begins flashing red. if she dies your account is deleted and your ps4/pc/xbox bursts into flames

[deviantsnart]

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[railroadsoftware]

this is what the average tumblr user looks and sounds like

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[marxbot3000]

Overwatch is communist

[cathkaesque]

Cheers love the labour movement is here

[maxknightley]

social and economic justice rains from above

[yugirimistwalker]

*sees the capitalist system* oh let’s break it DOWN

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[baqki]

the other day my friend and i were in a match and met a really, really nice player who added us and put us all in a group. they were really good at soldier 76 and we made every appropriate dad joke whenever we won, but they were really nice when we lost, too!! eventually they had to go because “the kid wants to play minecraft” and when they said that it hit us. our dad was a real dad. we played overwatch with a Real overwatch dad. when we brought it up he said “why do you think i play soldier 76?”

overwatch is a good game

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

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i noticed almost every character in overwatch has supportive dialogue lines so i decided to put them all together in one massive audio post and i maybe… got a little too emotional

music: undertale - his theme by toby fox i got all the dialogue lines from here: x

[dinuguan]

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you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

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what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

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hope youre okay