[svenson777]

Nise Loftsteinn

“Marama”

[gif87a-com]

[deathcomes4u]

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

[macko-99]

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

[darkandstormyranger]

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

[shepherdsofhaven]

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

[ruinedchildhood]

[windows-98]

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

[windows-98]

there is NOTHING shameful about this

[moldlover]

that’s how they flavor la croix

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[superficialscorpio-deactivated2]

[big-bang-holmes-blog]

Would any if you peeps be interested in if I made a little post about spray paint? Like I want to show some people how I do it and maybe if y'all feel like it y'all can try it

[big-bang-holmes-blog]

Nobody said yes but

TO BAD

let’s

Do this

Step one

Get some supplies obviously, all you will need is

Spray paint (doesn’t even have to be much, you can do this with 3-4 colors or 1000)

Glossy paper. Photo paper also works, you can figure it out

Anything round to make the planet with that can cover it up

Determination

Also a snack.

Step two

Cover yo thang

You’re just gonna spray enough so that you’ll be able to make out the shape, you don’t need much at all and it’s even better if you don’t use much.

Look at that nice circle

Step three

color, this part is so fun and you can do anything you want with it, i made mine the pansexual flag

I know it looks crazy but trust me, you’re gonna have to cover it up with a few colors.

Think about where you want the light to come from, the black is the shadow farthest from the light, the white is where the light is shining on it and the yellow in the middle is so that it’s not so bland. For the color in the middle put whatever was underneath right there (or not I’m not your mom)

STEP FOURRR

You’re gonna ball up some paper and lay it over it, will the paper to get some if the paint up and lift

I wasn’t to happy so I did it again, you can do this as much or as little as you want.

This looks better to me.

Step whatever

More shadows, this is optional but I prefer it. Black in the bottom and white on the top as before but this time not as much so the color comes through

[big-bang-holmes-blog]

STEP TO THE LEFT NOW YALL

Okay cover it up againnnn

Paint that while thing black. The entire thing, completely. This is always fun

The bright side (light)

Okay this is optional but I love it, I’m gonna add light… Just look

sooo start with blue in the corner where it’s coming from and a bit in the other side behind the planet, stay with me on this.

White to brighten it up…..

Now another fun part

Stars

You can do this anyway you want, I just put on a glove and spray some on two of my fingers and flick it on but there’s loads of ways, check it.

THATS SO SIMPLE AND IT LOOKS AMAZING

now the reveal…..

[weirdpolishlastname]

SO PRETTY

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[tacomel420]

everything i do as an adult mirrors this comic

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This is my 6 year old brother waiting on his birthday present I ordered for him. Ever since he found out he’s been checking the box. Every. Single. Day.

His birthday was in July.

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[invaderxan]

[cohnflay-deactivated20200130]

Repost to save a life

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

[pla-a-nt-deactivated20181018]

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

[zatarahs-archive-deactivated202]

some harley quinn dedicated to @stvrksbucky

[ithelpstodream]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest plot twist ever

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[esichovequechova]