[alivehouse]

motherfucker. wait 3 dangerous crow jobs??

[babydillpickle]

[queen-serena]

Btw this is the freebie you get if you adopt a WoT bookmark 🍂💫

☾ Set of eight bookmarks inspired by The Wheel of Time ☾ Size 7 x 17 cm / 2,7 x 6,7 in ☾ Bookmarks are completely handmade by me, printed on

[houndmother]

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

[frankiedotbiz]

[frankiedotbiz]

im getting sick of people thinking they just awawa and scream

[ilhoonftw]

[actualized-animal]

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

[theweirdwideweb]

[dr-gaytorius]

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

[knight--error]

One of my favorite bits in Wheel of Time which I'm sure plenty of people hated (a thing you could say about almost any aspect of the series) is how each of the main three Two Rivers guys have love lives that often fail to even walk the line between hilarious and horrifying, let alone be functional and healthy; but every time they're doing really poorly, each one thinks, independently, "Man, I bet [one of the other Two Rivers guys] would know exactly what to do. He's so good with women." And then you mentally smash cut to that other guy, who is having a somehow worse time, even though that should be impossible.

[monster2001]

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[dirtbaby2016]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you

[evilkitten3]

does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.

[boarfan82]

I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

[mysharona1987]

[i-am-a-fish]

hello tumblr let's make a burger

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for my mental health I really need some of these fascists to die sometime soon

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Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025

[sunshinesalmon]

[pekabloooop2]

[txttletale]

liberal political parties will be like "you believe in having principles? that pales in comparison to my strategy, running an effective and competent electoral campaign and appealing to voters" and then run a dog shit political campaign that nobody likes