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[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[kittiescatlover]

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

[b0nkcreat]

you can collect them like pokeymans

[kittiescatlover]

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

[ladygagarbage-deactivated201409]

when you masturbate twice on the same day

[metalqueersalad]

When you finger yourself while masturbating

[bikinipowerbottom]

when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

[hotvampireadjacent]

[midiport]

[shockingshinx12-shinx]

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

archeology is only beginning to recover the sacred texts

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[knowyournewmeme]

WE PLAY TC_HYDRO TOTALLY NUDE!

NAKED AND NUDE BABY!

[transfemininomenon]

reblog if they saved your life.

[adastrabbit]

i made a new Tomodachi Life island on a seperate profile and you can probably guess the idea behind it

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[aberrantemotion]

[zum1udontno]