That Shelf Between Your Boobs And Your Books.

I am Melville.

[bookcleavage]

Shitting so hard I cry on the clock in the kohls restroom

[rnemory]

Scully is so powerful tbh….sometimes ill deadass see a twenty minute scene of Mulder interacting with an alien and in the next scene scully will say “Mulder that’s impossible aliens aren’t real” and I’m like “damn she’s right. Mulders a fucking idiot.”

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[gogomrbrown]

We really are a police state.

[mybigfatgaylife]

It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops.

And they shot him in the crotch with it.

If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low.

But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

this really is dystopic, isn’t it?

[gunshyghosts]

Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS

MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

[toloveviceforitself]

Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens

[shortandsweet]

does anyone know what this graphic says in plain text please thanks

[ikuharaisabitch]

How To Do It: Black Block Tactics

Allow demonstrators to take action without fear of immediate identification. If you choose to wear a mask, wear it right.

Cover Up It is not enough to half cover your face. Even if you get away, the police may use photos or videos to charge you later. Cover your hair, face, arms and hands. Cloth gloves are the best. Take out piercings. Make sure there are no identifying features on your clothes, shoes or backpack. If you bring any materials with you, wipe them down first with rubbing alcohol first to get the prints off. Don’t bring anything you don’t need. Stay Tight If possible, come to a demonstration with a small group of people you trust. Choose your crew based on shared intentions, not just friendship. You’re here to have each other’s back in the streets and follow up if one of you gets arrested or hurt. Strangers needs to protect each other too. Stay physically close, do not spread out, so that if police try to enter the crowd, you can “accidentally” get in their way. The front of the march might need to slow down while the back catches up. Stay moving, though: a tight, mobile crowd is difficult to surround or disperse.

Plan Your Exit Always wear “civilian clothes” under your hoodie so you can de-bloc and blend in a crowd or smoothly walk away. Keep an eye out for danger zones and escape routes. If things heat up, stay calm and act decisively. Commit to your exit when you decide you’re done. Sometimes you have to sprint and hide; sometimes you just step onto the sidewalk and remove your mask. You can de-bloc in the middle of a friendly crowd if you’re sure you are well-screened. Keep It Quiet Bragging and storytelling are natural but they are easy to use against us. If you have to talk, choose someone trustworthy who was with you in the streets. Don’t post anything on facebook you wouldn’t show to a cop. Same goes for Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr. Remember the police will read your texts and call-log if they arrest you. Never, Ever Snitch If arrested, invoke your right to remain silent. Name, address and no more. Captioned under request.

[shortandsweet]

thank you!!!

[libraryogre]

Ok, here’s a thing to remember: the cops do not give a shit about anyone’s rights. They hate your right to remain silent. They despise your lawyer. The only thing cops give a shit about is getting *caught* violating your rights… And then, only if it has consequences.

Do not trust a cop. Do not give them anything. Ever.

[inward]

hell world

[thecloudsarefalling-deactivated]

FUCK CAPITALISM

Whose gonna find a pirated copy with me

[mr-sammy-stressed]

Here’s the full thing.

They can’t take Charlie.

[thecloudsarefalling-deactivated]

THANK YOUUUUUU

Boost this

Everyone gets to watch Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown for freeeeeeeee

[bananatwinky]

who needs healthcare when you can just die poor

[bananatwinky]

I drew this a while back and I had it sitting around and it seems like a good time to also post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[galexion]

I’m voting for him

[halfd3af]

[floofycooly]

Some of these are legitimately good takes

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[dragongirltitties]

animorphs

[glewmie]

[okinawaisland-deactivated201901]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

what my mouth feels like after drinking mcdonalds sprite

[jackmeatington]

[zonerbonerz]

[bylinehearts]

whenever i say "actually, fuck this," this is what im referencing

[cryptidtiddie]

this is, no exaggeration, the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[spappo]

[outofcontextnewgirl]

[mockwa]

training astronauts

[heartify]