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This blog is NOT spoiler free

There WILL be Percy Jackson spoilers (but if you read the books you're fine)

Traverse at your own risk

There truly is nothing more humbling than getting bubble guts in the last 5 minutes of class and then having to hightail it back to your apartment that’s on the opposite end of campus so you don’t have to use the icky on campus bathrooms

#help #this is so humbling #i almost died #barely made it back to my apartment

homunculus-argument

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

homunculus-argument

That was also me.

adeline-wheat

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

homunculus-argument

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

mystrothedefender

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

mystrothedefender

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

mystrothedefender

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

will this be the last chance to get a new signed JG book since you fucked up your arm signing them all?

(love your work btw I’m trying to get a copy of everything is TB as I type)

Probably.

I mostly fucked up my shoulder, not my arm, but there is some long-term damage there that seems to have resulted directly from my signing my name 700,000 times in the last twelve years.

I'm very grateful for the chance to have signed so many books, but at some point you have to realize that you will never recover your youth and will in fact continue to degenerate until you are no longer able to maintain homeostasis.

Worse still, you become a nostalgia act, wiling away your days on an undead social media platform answering questions written by a five-headed dragon.

But even if you can't sign books, you can still write them, so that's a bit of a consolation.

pjotwitter

adreamforthedead

🚨Wet Beast Alert🚨

running ermine photos by Jacob Buck

kaijuno

I have this compass and I’m losing my MIND because I finally cleaned and fixed it and it’s in proper working condition now and……. This is a WORLD WAR ONE US Army field compass… it’s over 100 years old and it belongs in a museum and I just had it on my keychain like it was nothing and it’s in near perfect condition and everything. I take her on HIKES and she belongs in a museum.

kaijuno

I’m genuinely torn about donating this compass because… you’re right 🥹 she guides me home even in the darkest of nights… but she’s also a piece of Americana and needs to be respected

tpwrtrmnky

"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

hauntednachotimemachine

Fucking THANK you

helenvaughans

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

mariacallous

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

vbartilucci

I saw a post that said it needs to drop to 145 or so to trigger a margin call (like what happened to the Dukes in Trading Places).

Unlikely, but a fun thing to dream for.

wilwheaton

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the underappreciated comedy of Sherlock Holmes and his violin. he owns a world-class instrument he bought for pennies. he's an accomplished musician well-versed in the classics. his favorite way to play? fiddling with it absentmindedly while thinking bout other stuff. bitch uses a stradivarius as a stim toy. he bribes his long-suffering roommate with golden oldies

aroaceleovaldez

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

gentle reminder: Caesar dies tomorrow.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"

senorbouquet

aholefilledwithtwigs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state