祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Origami Around
Kiana Khansmith
Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
izzy's playlists!
art blog(derogatory)
RMH
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
AnasAbdin
JBB: An Artblog!
Keni
Jules of Nature
Sade Olutola
DEAR READER
ellievsbear
roma★
#extradirty
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@bookmarked-nury
Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same
I HAVE NO WORDS
(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)
Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly
I am in tears omg
I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW
Yes it’s back on my dash!!!
Omg the audio
I found a mutated bulbasaur plushie
I honestly don’t even know…..
when it got stuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that you knocked😂
I was raised to have manners tbh
“Hey thank- OWWWYOUFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITASSWORTHLES- alright see ya!”
@drferox look, it’s trash bag’s twin
bless cats.
🐚 Super Easy DIY Shell Hair Tie 🐚 I am fortunate to live along the coast and I often visit the beaches around here. Often times I will find shells like these that are half worn down by the ocean. Don’t pass over them! They’re perfect for making quick and easy DIY shell hair ties! If you do not live near a beach, check out thrift stores or yard sales for shells worn down like these. You’ll also need hair ties, I got mine from the dollar store. 🐚 You will want to pinch one end of the hair tie and ease it through the hole and push it through the spiral inside. I find it easiest to work from top of the shell downward and out at the bottom. 🐚 Some shells will be trickier than others to feed the hair tie through, but I’ve done all of these with fairly minimal effort. Once you have the hair tie pulled through, you will want to stick one end of the loop of the hair tie into the other end and pull it tight.
🐚 Tada, your shell hair tie is now done and ready to adorn your hair (or whatever else you want to tie it to). These are not only decorative, but you can also do some great witchy things with them like inscribing a sigil inside the shell.
im fucking crying this is so funny
Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)
wow
laser-free diet.
y'all need to hear about gerb.
gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.
when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.
the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.
and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.
one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.
now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”
“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”
and gerb says
“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”
I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
Fuuka as support: is everyone alright?! please, be more careful! you can do it! I believe in you!
Rise as support: go go go! let's get 'em! Senpai, you're hurt! are you okay? don't worry, I'm here! I'm with you!
Futaba as support: you're surrounded by noobs! what, did they sneak up on you?! git good. wreck those fuckers. STOP MISSING!
imagine your otp
Commission for Cel0x
DeviantArt / Furaffinity
WHAT
@lordfeederdinkle
Thas’ some bull shit right there
Can we talk about maned wolves for a second?
Just
What even
are they???
giraffe dogs
“We could attach his upper half to the car! Like a centaur! A cencar!
Since we're asking questions about you, could you tell us about the weather where you are? I tend to think of Australia as one big desert- or scrub-type biome, but I know that can't be true considering how big the continent is and the fact that the southern part is closer to Antarctica than the northern US is to the arctic, and it gets pretty freakin' cold in the northern US. (Also, what is it like culturally to have winter while most other prominent first-world countries are on summer break?)
Culturally there are two things that bug me:
Online advertisements that say “Coming this Summer!” instead of a month and people commenting on my Summer-relevant posts (eg put water out for wildlife and prevent heatstroke) saying “This is really confusing because it’s winter here.” (Oh America, it’s not always about you.)
I know most of the world sees Australia like this:
When our climate map really looks more like this:
And yes, you may notice, that is basically a stinkin’ frickin’ hot desert taking up most of the middle, but it’s our desert and we’re proud of it, thank you very much.
While we might be mostly desert, that’s not where the majority of our population lives. Most of our population is coastal, where the weather is marginally less murderous, but you can still find plenty of cyclones up north and black ice down south.
Up north we have a tropical zone, which includes some (relatively small) rainforests, mangroves and savanna.
Along the coats we have more woodlands and grasslands.
And we even have an alpine region. That’s right, Australia gets snow.
(Alpine National Park R.A. Stanley)
And Tasmania, the little island on the bottom that the world seems to forget about, gets super fricking cold.
I am currently residing in the so-called ‘bushfire’ one of the first map. We’re known for having very variable weather. It’s neither that hot nor cold here. Our average Summer high temperature is around 26 Celsius, and our winter lows around 6 Celsius. Our ‘hot’ days are about 32 Celsius, and it’s extremely rare for us to hit 40 like some parts of the country do. Likewise, it rarely gets below freezing here.
My Granny used to say is was similar to England but warmer than Scotland, if that helps you at all.
Now, an Ecologist could go into much more detail about the Eastern mountain ranges and how they cast a rain shadow over the rest of the continent, how the old geological soils have affected the vegetation and so on, but I’ve only given you an overview and thrown some pretty pictures in front of you to show you how diverse our continent can be.
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil
what does Quil do
All the time all the time
Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:
-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but
