Probably Procrastinating

Watching too many shows, making too many puns, and drinking too much coffee

[itscolossal]

Archaeologists Excavate a Stunning Roman Mosaic That’s Untarnished From an Italian Vineyard

[ziraseal]

[killedbythecat]

the turtleducks deserved more airtime

[babyanimalgifs]

“Hey you! Wanna see my little doggo shoes?" 

(via)

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[boopednose]

Animals…crossing

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[neubauje]

Honestly this cover is a bop, like, the slaps are so much more satisfying than the anxiety-inducing rests in the original

[vanny-more]

[slangwang]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

[discountbadjokes]

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[aangarchy]

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

[sandersstudies]

I realize this comment will have niche relatability but when I’m taking drive-thru orders I often “trick” customers into thinking I’m going fast when I’m actually going slow, then they pull up to the window all happy and surprised when their drink is ~*~*~Already Ready For Them~*~*~. It is a neat little magic trick where people see their time at the box as active and their time at the window as passive.

[sandersstudies]

Example: Two 1-minute interactions. I have this down to a SCIENCE.

1. Car pulls up. Seconds 1-15, barista says “what can I get started for you?” customer says, “a large white mocha, please.” barista says “okay, you can pull forward.” At second 10 or later, bar barista begins to make drink, customer is at window less than ten seconds later, drink takes at least 30 seconds to make even with a skilled barista. 10 more seconds for drink to be handed from bar to DTO, sleeved, handed to DTR, and handed to customer. (That accounts for our 60 seconds, about 30 of which customer was waiting at window.)

2. MY MAGIC METHOD. Car pulls up, I take longer to greet them if my bar baristas already have a lot of drinks. Full greeting might be like “It is a beautiful morning here at Starbucks, my name is Study, what delicious items can I get started for you today?” 10 seconds. Customer usually replies to friendly greeting with “oh, good morning!” or “Good morning, how are you Study?” These precious extra seconds mean other drinks are going out and my baristas are ready by the time the customer says “a large white mocha, please.” Maybe we are at second 20 at the time they start making the drink. I take my time to say “okay great [insert name if I know it], a venti white mocha for you today, very good choice. And you wanted the drink hot today, as well?” “Yes, please.” “Fantabulous, any food items or other drinks I can get started for you? [insert special promotion if there is one]” “Hmmmm….. no thanks, I think I’m good.” “Alrighty, so if that completes the order then it looks like your total is going to be $5.75 and I will see you ‘round that bend at the window, thank you so much!” “Thank you!” Customer NOW pulls forward. I just recorded myself speaking that entire conversation, wanna guess how long it took? You’re right, 30 seconds, then a few seconds for them to pull forward to the window. That customer is going to get to the window with the drink propped right in front of them and they are going to say “wow, you guys are so fast today!” There is no “wait” time. But no. I tricked them. We are no faster than any other day. You’ve been fooled. Deceived.

[shaaknaa]

Airlines moved the luggage claims to make you walk five minutes for this exact reason.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tomhoolland]

Tom Holland on Lip Sync Battle

[susiethemoderator]

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Did not expect that

[starlightandtears]

He really Did That

[platinumblondeproblem]

The level of dedication I’m shook

[momworries]

Nobody was expecting that

[portiatalks]

I really wanted to hate it :(

[faggottt]

im shooketh 

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[nintendocafe]

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Image by 8BitBish

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[sapphicdalliances]

“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)

[sculpturesix]

[gingahhh]

WHO IS SHE

[beachnbagels]

WH A T

[babyanimalgifs]

“When your successful neighborhood rehab comes to visit you for company instead of food!”

(Source)

[thenatsdorf]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[beardedzombietech-deactivated20]

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

[angrybell]

Why not?

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

[latining]

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

[hawkeyetoo]

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wild