[bookwyrmdragon]

All This Effort (To Make It Look Effortless)

Rating: E

Pairing: Miguel O’Hara/Peter B. Parker (Spiderdads)

Summary: It's 2099, and Miguel O'Hara has a problem. Namely, his little brother, Gabriel, invited him over for dinner to meet his latest girlfriend and asked if he was bringing someone with him. Miguel lied that he was dating his roommate and coworker Peter Parker, one of the two people he's closest to who aren't Gabriel or Lyla. Now he has to convince Peter to pretend to date him until his brother's curiosity is sated, follow the script exactly, stage a fake breakup (should be easy, since fake dating is going to be weird), and present a unified front against his brother's girlfriend. All while making sure Lyla doesn't spill that the relationship is fake to Gabriel.

What could go horribly wrong?

Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Peter B. Parker, Omega Miguel O’Hara, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Eventual Smut, Trans Male Miguel O’Hara

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48369898/chapters/121996909

[ravennowithtea]

goodest bois adventuring duo 💕

[ren-san25]

[yknowdat]

Young Joseph & Caesar by Junichi Hayama

[yknowdat]

Every time Araki drew all the Jojo's together

[deceasedcardinal]

[virgothozul]

big kids

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[lierdumoa]

Getting really annoyed with all the reviewers on youtube who think they're defending the show by insisting that it is good in spite of the sex, and that it would be just as good or better if all the sex were censored.

You want to praise Ilya for how good he is at pulling Shane out of panic attacks, but you want to erase the reason he got so good at it in the first place. Ilya would never have learned how to talk Shane down from his freakout at the awkward family dinner in episode 6 if he hadn't put so much attention and effort into gently coaxing Shane out of his sexual comfort zone with his fingers in Shane's asshole in episode 1.

Sex is a form of self-expression. Sex is a form of interpersonal communication. Sex is part of the human experience. Sexual stories deserve to be told.

Shane and Ilya's emotional connection was built on a sexual foundation. Their sexual history is inextricable from their romantic narrative. Their love story is beautiful because of the sex, not in spite of it.

Censorship is bad, actually.

[yrsonpurpose]

Not like I love you.

[thisfeebleheart]

I'll be OK in a second. Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're good here. Your family is here.

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[authorinthemaking]

Writing is wild. One day you’re unstoppable and the next day you’re staring at your keyboard like it personally betrayed you.

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[polartss]

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR