Cheese Are the Days of Our Chives

Inside the mind of an unstable, insane persontypething.

[eebie]

[reginasphalanges]

SCARY MOVIE 2 dir. keenen ivory wayans

[textbooklesbian]

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

[tk-n-la]

1) the fact that the camera is not level

2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound

3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick

4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not

11/10 #recommend

[shencomix]

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

October has arrived.

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

[plasmalogical]

[ampervadasz]

[noble-moon]

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[screamelot]

[funnytwittertweets]

[vacuously-true]

Fieri

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[awkwardlii]

the tags are KILLING me

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

[piratewithvigor]

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[whynotfabulous]

You get it

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[mar64ds]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[drtanner]

Where is everybody? :(

[thickness-protection-program]

This has more emotional impact than most Hollywood movies today