Flying Monkeys and Their Possesions

This is a description. Trust me. I know what they look like. I've seen, like, 2 of them. Ever.

[sweetener]

[disneyfeverdaily]

And, as I always say,

[just-shower-thoughts]

People with messy cars full of garbage are actually pretty good people because they don’t throw their garbage out the window

[dinosarden]

[not-terezi-pyrope]

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[wilwheaton]

(via I love the internet : memes)

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[saidikye]

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

[harmonic-motion]

Wow.  At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater?  Don’t they need to BREATHE?”  So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.”  Holy cow!

[smashalecki]

If I fits I sits

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hot chocolate is the opposite if Vanilla Ice.

[bowlcut-hell-deactivated2016053]

[severalsmallfires]

etsy

[avengers-posts]

[dinosarden]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.

[intensional]

christi found bald :/

[roobics]

the drama continues

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

suburban white moms are really the pinnacle of passive-aggresiveness 

[socialjust-ish]

Hugs and kisses, Helen

[tastefullyoffensive]

by See Bang Now

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[loneozner]

me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,