Everybody's dancing and nobody knows why!

28. Bi. Australian living in Deutschland.

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[jointpainturtle]

I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[twinicegiantorbiters]

*clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink* “brrr……sure is wet and windy out….” *adjusts my waterproof cloak made of terracotta roof tiles tighter and keeps walking* *clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink*

[joey-regrets-nothing]

tng is so funny because picard has this random god whose for some reason obsessed with him not romantically not platonically not sexually but in a secret fourth way that is also all three at once and this god is like kind of an asshole and all the other gods hate him and also think he's an asshole. and everybody still has no idea why he's obsessed with this middle-aged french man but he likes putting him in situations and showing up in his bed. also he steals picard's girlfriend

[flawedstars]

reading tsh is going “wow that’s so me!” about a character and turning the page to find them doing the most heinous thing(s) imaginable

[joey-regrets-nothing]

tng is so funny because picard has this random god whose for some reason obsessed with him not romantically not platonically not sexually but in a secret fourth way that is also all three at once and this god is like kind of an asshole and all the other gods hate him and also think he's an asshole. and everybody still has no idea why he's obsessed with this middle-aged french man but he likes putting him in situations and showing up in his bed. also he steals picard's girlfriend

[apolladay]

I don't consider Tumblr social media. Like at all. This is just a place where the most awesome people hang out but the rest of the world doesn't know it exists.

[thehottestbandtournamentredux]

Round Three: Hottest 80s Musician Tournament

Who do you find more attractive?

Atsushi Sakurai

Sami Yaffe

Voting ended onJul 26

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged!!

Pics used in previous rounds:

[not-laion]

Looking through old notes I've written and ykw sure

[afeelgoodblog]

That's so sweet

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[fwizard]

[postergirlfornothing]

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius