trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
we're not kids anymore.
Not today Justin
Origami Around
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Sade Olutola
Kaledo Art
if i look back, i am lost
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
JVL
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Three Goblin Art
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@borbsbirbs
I want to be treated like a pet. Not in the funny sex way(maybe a bit but not for this scenario) but like
Picked up and chosen
Loved unconditionally
A funny lil guy.
If I play and do things right I get a snackie but I get food and snuggles and love either way
If I get sick I get taken care of and loved no matter how stubborn I am
COME ONE, COME ALL, AND BEHOLD! A NOTES GAME!
HERE'S THE DEAL: FOR EVERY 10 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I ADD ANOTHER 5 PIXELS TO THE LENGTH OF MY HAT IN THIS DASHING IMAGE
FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!
I LIED! YOU GET DOUBLE THE PIXELS! 10 NOTES = 10 PIXELS!
+270 PIXELS
+200 PIXELS
AT THIS RATE, WE CAN SEDUCE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BACK FROM THE DEAD BY BREAKFAST!
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That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.
Whoa what the fuck.
Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:
stay safe
REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!
when they think we’re mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl don’t forget this
topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please
Ryland Grace who is terrified of death and dying.
Ryland Grace who is a teacher in an American school.
Ryland Grace who has sat through countless hours of active shooter training.
Ryland Grace who has stood in his classroom and tried to figure out the best plan to keep everyone safe in that room with oh so many windows.
Ryland Grace who has awoken from nightmares alone, imagining he heard the sound of gunshots in the corridors.
Ryland Grace who has spent hours on the floor during drills reassuring his kids and desperate for someone to reassure him.
Ryland Grace who has walked into work every single day knowing this might be the day he has to stand between his kids and a gunman.
Ryland Grace who was <brave> before the world even knew of the Petrova line.
There are people in the notes terrified and sad.
Of this being reality.
I read this post and thought of how sweet this is, Grace would be the teacher who keeps a baseball bat in the classroom just in case, and the students know about it how sweet.
At some point the fear becomes normal
Of course we learn to hide beneath our desks, then hide so we're not visible when someone with a gun peeks inside
Of course we become desensitized to the drills, where hiding becomes just another thing we do, and we pull out our phones (of course we risk our lives while someone with a gun is on campus)
Of course we have litter, just in case we get trapped inside and need some sort of privacy. (Of course there are fools who claim that it's for weird kids and not for our fear)
It's weird how normal it is.
It's weird how I didn't realize until I, happy about the idea of Grace being a cool teacher, checked the notes
brushbuddy fashion week
mandatory report to the watchful eye
Fanfiction is so integral to who I am. There is no greater love than trying to give someone a happy ending. To love someone so much that you give them more life to live. To love is such a wonderful thing.
Someone I know personally just said AI and fanfiction were both and I quote, "derivative slop," and I. We are? Were? Friends and I want to scream or cry or gouge out his eyes
You have to build a nether portal there. It’s the only valid thing to do
lmao thrice
going slightly insane trying to draw something so i drew grace in a hostage situation to calm down
Illinois of years
Do you think Apollo appreciates his dodgeball memes
I can’t remember I ever told y’all about the prank I pulled on my costar the last day of Faire last year, but I’m sad and miss my friends, so I’m gonna tell you again.
Okay so. It’s traditional that on the last day of Faire, the show goes a little off the rails due to the cast’s final-day pranks on each other. Faire management hates it, so we’re not technically supposed to do it, but, like…they never quite manage to stop us.
Anyway, last year, I was playing one of the lead villains. I was the second in command of the viking king, and it took approximately ten seconds for everyone to start shipping our characters. There’s at least one ship every year that gets popular, and that year, it was us. The vibe was 100% “Viking Mom and Viking Dad are getting a Viking Divorce and the berserkers are stuck in the middle of a custody battle.” Like, five minutes after opening gate one day, I had a patron strike up conversation with me about how I needed to get a better man, lmfao.
By the end of the show, my character betrayed the king and joined the Good Guys, and I got this epic showdown with him at the end where I kick his ass and get in a one-liner.
So for my last-day prank, I replaced my usual one-liner by just full-volume screaming, “And the divorce is FINAL!!!!”
The audience, and the rest of the cast, lost their absolute shit.
And @borinquenaqueer managed to take a picture of the exact moment of reaction, in which my costar later told me he actually broke character for a split second and didn’t know how to react because he was just caught so off-guard:
I have someone I love. I don't know if it is romantic or friendly or familial but I do love. I hope I don't fuck up again
take it.
THIS IS A FREE DOWNLOADABLE PDF OF THE BOOK BTW you don’t have to pay for it!!
since the link about is fucking dead, i took the liberty to provide a better one. You’ll need to copy and paste the passphrase, though >> kitten-mutual-refinance
thnks needed this
None of my miis like their heat suppressants pills idk if this is canon or not
leoreturns:
I have been waiting all year to post this.
Will it hit a million notes today?
Will it hit 2 million notes today?
Well at least it’s in character
