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Groppler Mourn and Belladonna Nomer, everybody! They're the Netherrealms most insane (but only about very specific things) duo.
The toddler leash is a requirement. It's for your safety, not theirs.
Hello, I have a question ☝️
That is all
I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory, to be honest with you
listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.
first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone
I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs
ℍ𝕖𝕪! 𝕀 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖. 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤?"
Respectfully to this asker, but... I cannot quite read this text... Hollow letters are hard to read for me (glasses, not that low vision yet) but I can parse some context from the few vague letters and words I can make out successfully. Or hopefully successfully.
I think you're saying "what content stands out that makes you share it" but if I am misteading this text please let me know.
I just repost things I find fun or funny, art that I love, y'know. For my own stuff, since I don't do comissions, I just draw what I like, write what I want, and basically that's it. I do what I do for me, and if you like that, neat! If not well that's fine too this is here for me.
(Also I know "content" is used as a catch-all term but I personally don't like it. I don't make "content" I make "things" and do "stuff" if you must be generic about it. Tyty)
Peeing
Again with this
are you mad at me?
Knock it off
Huh, must've been the wind.
Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait
I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often
anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching
lol this person needs to read Vulture's David Cronenberg interview from a few years ago (it's paywalled, but you can access it through archive.ph here)
Louder for the people in the back:
... you cannot tell what an artist is going to be like personally from being very familiar with their art.
(incidentally, this article also talks about his film Crimes of the Future, which was super weird and which I really loved)
@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we're onto something.
Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they're meant to be fun, not funny.
Most Goncharov content aren't funny. They don't make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there's some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It's not about making the funniest joke, it's about having fun making the joke.
Tumblr memes aren't meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. "I can take this seriously too." Or, in Goncharov's case, "yeah I'll help collectively gaslight the internet".
Another big part about sharing it isn't about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can't help but have respect.
This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren't funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.
In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they're often one-shots. They're very funny and witty but you don't tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.
tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.
A HAMMERHEAD????
I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."
They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.
They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.
The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.
I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.
Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.
Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.
Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.
Said dumbass tried to take Aldrin to court for assault and was thrown out on his metaphorical ass, being cited as the instigator of the incident after luring Aldrin into a meeting under false pretenses (telling the former astronaut he was being interviewed for a children's program).
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!