A dead end street is just a place to turn around

I saw tail lights last night in a dream about my old life. Everybody leaves so why, why wouldn't you?

[outofcontextdiscord]

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago

[frozeninmotion]

“But Fairyland is an old place, and old things have strange hungers.”

— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making (via poolofjello)

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[morbidology]

[morbidology]

This black flamingo was spotted in Cyprus. It is just the second black flamingo ever seen. The first one was seen in Israel in 2014 but experts believe they may be the same bird, meaning that only one black flamingo has ever been seen. The black flamingo is affected with melanism, which is a condition caused by an overproduction of melanin, darkening the skin. An animal with melanism is a very rare sight.

[thegoodvybe]

[illegalcerebral]

You know what I miss? When every ep of Criminal Minds had the following exchange:

Hotch: Excuse me person. We’re with the FBI and we’re looking for a serial killer we believe may be attached to your business/institution/whatever.

Random: How dare you! A serial killer would never be associated with our business/institution/whatever!

Hotch: You don’ understand. The person we’re looking for loves killing people.

Random: Oh god it’s Kyle

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[babyanimalgifs]

Remember to take me everywhere you go. (@kopernikk)

[kylesbogusjourney]

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

[c3rvida3]

Stevie Nicks really knew what was up when she said, “And I’ve been afraid of changing because I’ve built my life around you.”

[bornnakedglorybound]

I don’t want to feel anything anymore 😂😂

[anxietyproblem]

[lornatheloner]

Because Tina is my spirit animal.

[elpatron-delmal]

WHEN SOMEONE HELPS YOU AND THEY STRUGGLING TOO, THAT’S NOT HELP THAT’S LOVE

[mtvgeneration-blog]

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

[topmeladies]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love super specific buttons that could never be relevant to anyones life & this one is my favorite

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[simonalkenmayer]

@vampireapologist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Finally a man worth my time