the fun loveable chaotic side character @alienacez - Tumblr Blog

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:

cookiethebirddoll

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

grand-theft-carbohydrates

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

grand-theft-carbohydrates

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

dkpsyhog

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

starsandsupernovae

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

starsandsupernovae

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

spiderbasil

i want to be a cool old person but i gotta live thru being socially inept young person first

chivalfairy

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

rubykgrant

I have to double-check every blog name with “rad” or “radical”, and I HATE IT, because rad/radical were some of my favorite words! people who don’t respect trans men/women aren’t radical, they’re tragical!!!

chivalfairy

YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOMIE we gotta reclaim rad and radical as phrases only trans people can use forever now

darksteel-relic

futuristicballoondream-deactiva

i-am-a-fish

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

sexanax

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

jakeperalta

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!