[kosmogrl]

[stevehatch]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

You must now %100 complete the last game you played. Can you?

Yes

No

I’ll try

It’s not possible

I have to do it again?

I ain’t doing that again

Aw no

Too difficult

(Random hollow knight player who has to get %100+)

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Voting ended onJan 8

[wizardpotions]

This is how it feels to be new at your job

[boccher]

every encounter with a snake i've had involved someone shouting "hey i found a snake" then everyone crowding around to look at the snake which is probably not the best thing to do when you see a snake. but who can resist the allure of going "ooh a snake"

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS53AY1jH34/

[inwardhardar]

[ageae]

[piastark]

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[yellow-cat]

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[ironmaidenhead]

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[ovur]

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[newskinfortheoldceremony1974]

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutual’s family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

This is simply not true.