just chill

i Simply do not vibe with it 🐚She/Her🌿

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[klapollo]

Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[catchymemes]

[agnesmontague]

pizza hut had to remove its self-service salad bars in china because people were engineering literally exactly this babelian monstrosity

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[elvensilk]

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

[whalesharkpasta]

WHAT

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

whenever a cat rolls onto her back and exposes her belly to me I understand why Orpheus looked back despite knowing the consequences

[dogposts]

a chihuahua shower

[heycollage]

@xfreischutz

[st-lady]

harry and his godfather

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[clementimetodie]

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[byjove]

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

[byjove]

fascinating post I made in 2018

[catchymemes]

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[thatsthat24]

It is time. 🎃

[ysociety]

grain

[luisonte]

Pero buatefack

[7thedisasterdyke]