Derpy Doodles

She-Her / Multifandoms / At the Cottage RN

[thedabblingshepherdessbindery]

The Anatomy of Almost Forever by @sunsetplums . Typeset and design by me, featuring art by Vincent Van Gogh.

I love this fic and how this bind turned out. It’s a little piece of art just for me.

More pics of the typeset on my IG.

[brokentoasterrr]

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds

[carpenuit]

Guelaguetza hairstyles by Netzahualxochitl Huerta featured in Vogue México shot by Luvia Lazo

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[munsons-mutiny]

Hollanov lie detector interview where Ilya begs beforehand to be allowed to ask every Rose Landry comparison he’s ever been insecure about, and he totally plays it out like he’s joking (he’s not).

Shane is like no! It’s embarrassing! And this is public! And you wouldn’t make me actually do that to Rose would you? You know the answer, I’m gay!

Only Rose thinks the whole thing is hilarious and gives Shane the go ahead so there’s no real reason to resist Ilya’s begging anymore, still he holds out to the day before the interview.

“Fine! Fine! You can ask about Rose, but I get to ask about anything I want too!” And Ilya’s like yes yes of course my love. His boring Shane would hardly ask anything damning.

Fast forward to the day of the interview Shane is fondly exasperated with Ilya’s Rose questions, and Ilya is being a cocky bastard so happy with how it played out.

Until they switch sides and Shane breaks out his first question:

“Is it or is it not true that despite famously calling Scott Hunter ‘a nearly extinct fossil’ you think he’s hot?” The blood drains from Ilya’s face pretty quickly after that.

“Do you think Hayden Pike is a good hockey player?”

“Do you consider Hayden Pike a close friend?”

“Who do you love more: me or Anya?”

“Besides me who is your favorite teammate?”

He gets so nervous all of his lies get caught, and by the end his asshole reputation is in shambles. Kip takes a video of Scott watching the interview and he laughs so hard he can’t even comment. It goes viral.

[tinylilhollander]

I just know the first time Shane Hollander hears the rink referred to as the 'boy aquarium' he's so mad he can't speak for a full half hour.

[thememedaddy]

[lavenderprose]

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

[jewelcoatfish]

additionally after retirement he watches hockey as usual and there’s a match that has like 3 shanes on both teams and one of the commentators remarked at how many shanes there are and his colleague just stares at him like “why the fuck do you think?” and ilya cackles next to him because there are at least 5 shanes that had cycled through the ottawa roster since their 20th season and a few other in montreal and the atlantic division overall

[hudconvent]

shane hollander doing a bunch of anti smoking billboards for city of montreal that ilya loves to send a photo of himself in front of with a lit cigarette between his lips every time hes in town

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[dumbluckpup]

Still thinking about the pittsburgh hospital 4th of July chart for injuries

[thedabblingshepherdessbindery]

Gotta end the month strong with MORE fanfic classics! 😅 look how many I made this month…

The Road to Sweetwater by @euripidestrousers

Sorry I’m Late - I Was Searching For You by @euripidestrousers

The Mystery of the Pears

My Almost Lover by Alarainai (maybe will remake this cover someday since they stopped using lunefish while I was binding this, but most likely won’t lol)

Ps I did a whole tutorial on my IG stories of how I make these. If you are interested it is saved in my highlights!

[undefinedkosmos]

Fanbinding: anybody like you by plonk

I selected this fic to bind for a recent Heated Rivalry book exchange because I adore the rich cast of OCs and the addition of a group of queer athletes to the boys' lives. Give Shane Queer Friends agenda!

Rainbow endbands in honor of the Quebec Skate Queers group chat in the fic. First attempt at what I think are called library corners (?) adds a neat little detail.

Typesetting the text threads was definitely a labor of love, but so worth it imo. Now that the exchange is done, it's time to finish my personal copy. Plonk, in case I haven't said it to you enough yet, this fic is fucking superb and I had such a good time coming up with ways to showcase it in book form!

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[hawberries]

hello. this week i will be bringing you: haikyuu but it's girls