Boston Molasses Flood Heritage Posts

[nixon-official]

My Fellow Americans,

Am I making a terrible mistake??

[dickpresident]

[nixon-official]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidentblr/

[the32ndpresident]

A tragedy akin to 9/11

[9-11-heritage-posts]

well,

[theo-dore-roose-velt]

more like the Boston molasses flood

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

It's more similar to the Titanic

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston Molasses Flood Heritage Post

[isaacmemes]

@massachusetts-official

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Do not.

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston Molasses Flood Heritage Post

[guinevereslancelot]

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston molasses flood heritage post

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston molasses flood heritage post

[dogpuppy]

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston molasses flood heritage post

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Boston molasses flood Heritage Post

[dear-ao3]

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

Kennedy Assassination Heritage Post

[atlanta-city-official]

WHERE DID U COME FROM ????

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

We've been here the whole time.

[nixon-official]

Nixon is declaring a WAR ON GIMMICK TUMBLR BLOGS!!!!

For too long, these communist psyops have poisoned our nation's young minds with pernicious Anti-American propaganda.

All Gimmick Tumblr Blogs: Consider yourselves warned. Cease your operations or face the scrutiny of the F.B.I.! @hoover-fbi

[the-first-bank]

Okay.

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

good luck nixon

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

This user would not survive in Australia.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you think you can write a punchline better than theirs with your bag full of a singular trick

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

i need a thing to happen

[tf2heritageposts]

love it when people say on my #not a heritage post posts “this isn’t a heritage post YET!!!!” buddy i am the one who heritages the post and it would be awfully conciteted of me to heritage my own posts. and as far as im aware tf2heritagepostsheritageposts isn’t a thing yet

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Careful friend, there are other heritage blogs

[thefaeriefeatherdark]

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

YES

[amysnotdeadyet]

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

[variablejabberwocky]

everybody has a half dozen names and none of them are their “real” name.

which name(s) you know gives you different powers over them.

there are Rules but you mostly have to figure them out for yourself.

getting the Rules wrong or breaking them can cost you more than you ever even knew you had.

Maximum Horny at all times

be careful what you wish for or you just might get it

Gift Of Prophecy

Illegal Use Of Bones

[wintersoldierfell]

Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached

[carlpotatoman]

I have one name online, and it is Carl. Generally, with some variation of Potatoman as a last name.

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

Imagine

[pixeljade]

Tumblr Holidays:

• March 14th: Pi Day

• March 15th: Ides of March

• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day

• April 13th: Homestuck Day

• April 20th: Weed Day

• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day

• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day

[boston-malassacre-heritage-posts]

I feel forgotten