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My personal shitposting gig don't mind me :')

[flower-cute-posts]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest lesbians (Available HERE)

[alyna-gg]

"how gay are you?" yes

[thememedaddy]

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[tall]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[dailycatsblog]

[beardedmrbean]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky