Rooster Teeth Trash

I'm Lydia, 27, and I spend all my time on the internet. Noticed by Meg Turney January 27th, 2016.

[the-ships-to-rule-them-all]

I hope the people who tore down the hostages posters are forgotten, I hope their names are erased. I hope they live small lives. I hope they never reach their potential.

[roboco-san]

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

[reservelife]

We’re boarding but I gotta eat

[reservelife]

When I’m number one on the Reserve List

[fagofthewest2-deactivated202011]

[vintageadvertising]

The Vampira Show, 1954-1955

[thatdiva]

Low-wage, part-time positions

[aphony-cree]

“More” jobs shouldn’t be the goal

Making jobs people can live on and providing enough of them for everyone should be the goal

[seelcudoom]

this is the problem with statistic victorys, they declare they win because look at all the jobs, but in the process they cut everything that we needed from the jobs, but they dont care, they got a good looking statistic

[esoteric-merit]

There’s a saying from computer science. “Whatever you measure will improve. This is a warning” Whether it’s metrics you’re applying to employees, or unit tests of AIs, or fulfilling statistical victories. Want more lines of code written? Done, now no one writes short, snappy code and every if statement uses three different lines. Want this neural net that’s learning how to walk to reach the furthest distance? Now it makes itself impossibly tall so that when it falls down, the top of it reaches further. Want more jobs? Well, the finger on that monkey paw is curling up as you speak.

[roboco-san]

anyway the lesson this pandemic should have taught people is that housing, healthcare, food, and utilities should all be unconditionally free

[gay-fannypack]

Non-americans seeing the US election results:

[hydro-homies]

@Nestlé

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[verymaudlin]

alternative clothing stores that aren’t dollskill or kill star (PLUS SIZE FRIENDLY)

Trash Queen (great plus size clothes AND cool accessories)

Sourpuss Clothes (great plus size dresses)

Rebels Market (not super plus size friendly, but do have sizes up to 2XL, great accessories and shoes though)

Tragic Beautiful (sizes up to 4XL, beware some Killstar stuff is sold on there)

Unique Vintage (many many plus size options, perfect for 50s inspired goth/punk looks)

Unif Clothing (not super plus size friendly but they do have L and XL, great shoes and accessories though)

Angry Young and Poor (punk-ish clothes, good plus size options)

Yesstyle (terrible/nonexistent plus size options but amazing Korean/Japanese beauty products and amazing lolita wigs)

BlackMeoww (clothes up to 3XL, great accessories)

Punk Rave (plus size options vary)

Disturbia (British company with sizes going up to American size 16, i think?)

Berserk (Australian company. decent plus size options, as well as accessories and beauty products)

Creepy Co (horror/creepy themed shirts and buttons with a good diversity of sizes)

Kreepsville 666 (sizes usually go up to 3X, and great accessories)

Gloomth (incredible gothic/lolita/weirdgirl fashion that runs up to 5XL, but I bet you can ask Taeden (owner) to custom make to your sizes. I have 3 gloomth dresses that I wear ALL THE TIME. totally worth their price.)

Kinky Angel (yes this is intended to be ~sexy kinky clothes~ but we all know that aesthetic intersects with alt/goth aesthetic a LOT. sizes go up to 4X)

Devil Inspired  (the clothes aren’t plus size friendly but the accessories and shoes are so delicious it’s worth a look)

Atomic Cherry (good plus size options!)

In Control Clothing (plus size kawaii clothes)

NastyGem (no clothes but reasonably priced alt accessories)

Also Threadless has good dark tees!

Also Etsy has amazing alt-clothing vendors that do custom sizes and cater to plus size people!

Also let me know if you’ve heard bad things about any of these websites, I will reblog with corrections! Feel free to add any you know of as well!

[verymaudlin]

Hey I’m going to drop the names of some alt and plus size friendly Etsy shops:

missOctopie (cute spooky kawaii clothes that go up to 3XL ((which means something different in every store so you just have to check)))

Later Operator  not clothes but really fun jewelry

Nemons cool dark tees that go up to 2XL in unisex which is 52″ in chest, 46″ in waist.

Gobbolino again not clothes but they’re worth putting on there for their truly outlandish accessories.

KawaiiDressShop which has tons of cute lolita-esque dresses that go up to 5XL

Narcissique Couture does custom sizing on all their clothes

InkedStaind cool goth dresses that go up to 4XL

SophieandHerStore really decadent cool goth accessories like elizabethan standing collars

VrolokClothing a neat goth store that goes up to 3XL in its sizing

I can also do a whole thread on decent plus size/custom lingerie options on Etsy, if anyone’s interested.

[dnd-apothecary]

I’d like to toss in Maya Kern @mayakern as well, since she does some cute stuff, but there’s also witchy stuff as well, plus she’s got skirt pre-orders going on now and they go up to 5XL 

[ilbbaicnl987]

May I add some lolita fashion specific shops?

My Lolita Dress- ehhh idk about how good their plus size stuff is cuz asian clothing tends to be smaller but i think certain items have custom sizing?

Glitzy Wonderland- probably not the best when it comes to plus sizes (or normal sizes rly)

Lolita Wardrobe- idk about this one’s plus sizes :(

Devil inspired was already mentioned above but it’s great for lolita fashion!

Dollbe- This one’s closed right now (as of today, November 15, 2020- they reopen on February 1, 2021) but they have some pretty good plus size options!!! They do be expensive though

Taobao- Taobao is pretty complicated to use. It’s kinda like Chinese amazon. The prices are in chinese yuan. You’ll need a shopping service to use it, so I’ll link 42agent (a taobao agent) and a tutorial for it down below.

42agent

42agent tutorial

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[rustedsun-deactivated20230308]

idk what batman villain needs to hear this but your theme IS unique and creative, your puns and gimmicks ARE witty, your costume IS cool and fashionable and you DO have a chance of defeating the batman.  you are a valued and important gotham citizen <3

[bisexualsoup]

[justgirlythings]

Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi. 

I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade. 

[justgirlythings]

Chelsi Stewart on TikTok

Everything changed when I met you🤍 #lgbt #lesbian #gay

Watch a cute TikTok my fiancée made of us 🥺