.:The Capacity of this Bitch:.

Hey, hey, hi!~ I'm Lynnie c: Pan & Polyam Disaster Send me ya' questions, She/Her, 25, and tired af Icon from my friend Kou

[anonbeadraws]

illustrated commission for @petitrequins on twitter of Derek and Barnaby, having a bit of fun after last orders! 💃

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The Grand Relics

The Phoenix Fire Guantlet | The Oculus | The Gaia Sash | The Philosopher’s Stone | The Temporal Chalice | The Animus Bell | The Bulwark Staff | The Light of Creation

Happy Story and Song release day!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[belldandies]

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[apofiss]

Some of my seashore themed arts from this and previous year! ^o^ Phone wallpaper size available on my ko-fi shop! LINK!

[theosjunkdrawer]

relistening to Balance alongside a friend who's listening for the first time is so fucking sickening. Its episode 5 and he's having a great time he loves Killian hes excited to know what's up with the crackles and I'm on the floor sad again about the boys interacting with Lup's skeleton and not knowing. They read Every Kind Of Magic on her umbrastaff and I just have to know why that is. My friend cant even hear my wails or they'll know somethings up. But wail I must

[chick-it-out]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[gingersnooze]

Back soon 💋

[carvingclown]

stop that its bad for you

[diet-poison]

[carvingclown]

Powerless to stop me

[bobtheskeleton]

The cats would smoke cigars.

[carvingclown]

Listening and learning

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[peppermintlarry]

[idlelizard]

Prehistoric pal for a last minute junicorn! Inspired by Lascaux horse cave painting.