sucky tan ducky doo

hanne, (n)atural / they/he / not a minor / queer + neurodiv / lmk if you need anything tagged :)

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[maja-paja]

[segamascott]

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[00000066]

[castlerobin]

[dogpuppy]

[fallingtowers]

happy terrible comics day

[raven]

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[minxitsy]

NO MORE HAVE TO PEE WHEN I DRINK ALCOHOL IM SERIOUS

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[puddox]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[chuchumuru]

* Pink's BODY winks! * Pink's GHOST sticks out her tongue!

[wincingthenightaway]